Digital Condom Will Shock You and Your Dick

condom chain electric Digital Condom Will Shock You and Your Dick

Because the way to get people to wear condoms is to make them shoot electricity at your penis.

Condoms are long overdue for an update. I mean, we have iPhone and iPod and iPad and iMac now. Why haven’t condoms evolved with all these other things? Condoms are just as important to living a happy life as any Apple product. And maybe an update on the classic condom is just what we need to get people using them without hesitation and therefore everybody be having safe sex and having a real good time.

That’s why researchers Fraz Peer and Andrew Quitmeyer from Georgia Tech have launched an IndieGogo campaign to get their prototype for a digital condom off the ground and on the dicks of the condom-haters everywhere. 

Their digital condom is literally wired with electrodes that run down the sleeve and hooked up to a microcontroller for power. Using the microcontroller, the wearer (or the wearer’s partner) can send electrical pulses along the shaft of the penis to mimic the pleasurable sexsation sensations of sex that people seem to think are dulled by traditional condoms (even though studies suggest sex with a condom is just as good).

Personally, I don’t mind wearing condoms and I’m definitely terrified of the idea of wearing a condom that hits you with electricity. As if the idea wasn’t scary enough, Peer and Quitmeyer have named their digital condom “The Electric Eel“. Yikes. Nothing sexy about eels.

Anyways, watch this demo video for the Electric Eel digital condom:

The researchers bravely tested the Electric Eel on themselves and somehow managed to get other people to try it. They found that the digital condom was “pleasurable, comforting, and exciting”. Here’s a question: can you really trust the opinion of someone volunteering to have their penis electrocuted?

“Our ultimate goal will be to provide a arena for people to find and share new designs and kits for hacking existing devices or building their own,” the creators explain on their IndieGogo page. Which I understand to mean that not enough technology has been modified or used for arousal. So do more of that.

They hope to raise $10,000 in the next 33 days, so if you want the Electric Eel to become the condom of choice for the future, you can donate to their cause here.

While I support any research that improve sex, I can’t help but wonder why they’re asking for your money and not money from Bill Gates’s Condom Challenge.

If it’s not good enough for Bill Gates, a rich billionaire, is it good enough for regular poor people like you and me? I don’t think so. And that’s logic you can’t argue with.

via Motherboard.

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Published on: February 27, 2014

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