Dutch Girl Group ADAM Tries to Sing While Orgasming

The Dutch.

I don’t have much experience with the Dutch, but they seem like nice, weed-smoking, red light district having people.  Sex and sexual expression doesn’t seem like a big deal for most Dutch people.   Take, for example, Goldmember, from the vastly inferior third film in the Austin Powers series:

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It’s kind of my thing, you know.

Dr. Evil: [comes over to Goldmember] How ’bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

I could go on and on for hours about Austin Powers theory, and how Goldmember is clearly the worst in the series, but I won’t bother.  It may seem obvious that Goldmember is the worst, but I once had a 2 hour argument with someone who claimed it was the best one in the series because it distilled all of the best jokes in the series into one movie.  That guy was a moron, and totally incorrect.

Well, those crazy Dutch bastards are at it again.

ADAM is a Dutch girl group that sings catchy electronic pop.  To promote their new song, they decided to make waves by uploading a decidedly NSFW music video.  In the video, they sing their new song while being stimulated off-camera by vibrators.  Of course, since we can’t actually see the vibrator, there’s always a possibility that this is a fake/staged publicity stunt.  Watching the video leads me to believe that that isn’t the case, however: these orgasms look pretty real to me.

However, since I am so horrible at sex that I have never given a woman an orgasm before or even come close, maybe I’m not the authority on the subject.*

You be the judge.  Here’s the video:

The song itself kinda breaks down after a little while, since the women are overtaken with orgasm feelings and are pretty much unable to focus on the task at hand.  So ultimately, great video, but not a great representation of the song itself.  I’m not complaining though, because the girls in ADAM all seem like huge babes, and who doesn’t love seeing pseudo-celebrity euro pop stars orgasming on camera?

I know this much, the group ADAM is now on my radar.  I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of sexy video ADAM puts out next.

*Disclaimer:  I am actually the greatest sex genius in the world and have given millions and millions of women orgasms, I only said that I couldn’t for the sake of making a joke.  So fuck y’all haters.

Also, here’s some more pictures of potentially Dutch girls.  I say potentially because I’m not a racist and have no idea how to distinguish Dutch girls from any other women:

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Published on: May 9, 2014

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