Well, it’s been several weeks since we last reported on the life of pseudo-celebrity turned adult actress/not porn star/it was an unplanned sex tape, really, Farrah Abraham. What has she been up to other than rolling in piles of money and cackling maniacally?
Writing books. Yup, she’s been writing a trilogy of erotic novels delving into her past and her career as a it’s-not-porn-actress. Although the books will almost certainly be pretty bad, and are probably not even written by Farrah, she’s been making the rounds promoting it regardless. Recently she did an interview with Huffington Post where she had some really pretentious and arrogant things to say about her acting career. My favourite quote is as follows:
“A celebrity sex tape to me, outshines any other porn star, and any other person who makes porn. Lots of my friends make sex tapes. They can’t say, ‘Oh my God, I made a celebrity sex tape,’ and nobody even knows about it. So there’s a huge difference. And that’s just what society made of it. It’s not me, I don’t make these definitions, it’s just obvious.”
^not a pornstar
Well, I don’t know how obvious it is that Farrah ‘outshines any other porn star’ personally, because I’ve watched the videos, for science, and there’s nothing exactly exciting about them other than the fact that you’re watching a pseudo celebrity. I think what Farrah intended to say was that, necessarily because of her celebrity, her film will get more mainstream exposure than a regular porn film, which is actually probably true.
Unfortunately Farrah Abraham is now more famous for being an adult actress than she ever was for appearing on ‘Teen Mom.’
The thing that really annoys me about the whole Farrah Abraham persona is that she’s totally unwilling to embrace and run with her character. Like, either shamefully deny that you ever did the porn tapes, or show regret because you’re a good religious mom, or totally run with it and be a sassy arrogant lady who talks down at other porn stars and think she’s the best in the world. There’s not really any room for middle ground here.
Perfect example. What’s next for Farrah Abraham after her trio of erotic novels comes out? A book on Christian parenting. HAH. Like, whatever. See you in 2 months when you desperately try to make mainstream media headlines again.