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Farrah Abraham

Everyone’s been going crazy about the Farrah Abraham sex tape co-starring none other than the world’s favorite male pornstar James Deen.

But I’d like to point something out to everyone, the Farrah Abraham sex tape isn’t a sex tape. It’s actually a Farrah Abraham porn. What’s the distinction? Well, for one why would James Deen be in a homemade sex tape? He’s the world’s biggest male pornstar and I would bet anything that he doesn’t fuck on film for free. It’s his job to have sex on camera. If you work as a baker, you don’t spend your free time giving away free bread. It’s just bad business sense.

Plus, James Deen said that it was a professional porn shoot, which means it’s not a sex tape. Sex tapes are homemade, often leaked sex videos, not professional pornos.

Check out Sex.com’s Guide to Good Sex Tapes

I had never heard of Farrah Abraham until a few days ago when the news that a sex tape was available broke. I have never seen Teen Mom because I’m damn opposed to anyone ever getting pregnant. But here she is on the Sex.com Blog because she’s a D-List celebrity with a sex tape.

Let this be a lesson to all of you aspiring celebrities. All you need to do is get somewhat famous and then film a sex tape/porno and then you’re set for life. Just look at Kim Kardashian and her sex tape, the tape is still super popular and she’s a bigger celebrity than anyone would have ever imagined.

I can’t stress enough that I know nothing about Farrah Abraham. She was on Teen Mom, which makes Farrah Abraham a Teen MILF. She’s sexy and that’s all I needed to know. So congratulations Farrah Abraham, your sex tape has made you Babe of the Day!

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At first Farrah Abraham denied the existence of her sex tape (even though it’s actually a porn scene). Now that the word is out on the sex tape, she’s no longer denying its existence. Farrah Abraham is selling the porn for $2 million.

Fans of Sex.com are probably wondering when we’re going to nut-up and make an offer (because we’ve been in the mix before). Well, we have no plans yet although that could change by noon tomorrow. Porn industry moves fast.

If the sex tape (that’s actually a porn scene) doesn’t get sold, Farrah Abraham can always fall back on bikini modelling (based on the pictures).

Then again, Farrah Abraham‘s sex tape (that’s actually a porn scene) is almost guaranteed to be sold because she fits into three very popular categories of porn:

Let’s just wait and see what happens with Farrah Abraham and her sex tape (that’s actually a porn scene). For now, congratulations Farrah Abraham, you’re the Babe of the Day.

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