Flash Your Boobs For Free Pizza

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The three things I love most: Pizza, Boobs, and Beer

Pizza is delicious. It’s especially delicious when it’s free. The only problem is that free pizza can be hard to come by.

But not at Drew’s Pizzeria in Champagne, Illinois.

Drew’s Pizzeria had been giving away free pizza to college girls who showed flashed their goods.

Boobs-for-pizza? Sounds too good to be true, right?

Well the deal was a real thing. So real that Drew’s Pizzeria even advertised the deal on its now defunct Twitter account. Thankfully, SmilePolitely.com was smart enough to grab a screenshot to prove the existence of the “boobs for pizza” deal:

 Flash Your Boobs For Free Pizza

I don’t want to suggest that a boobs-for-pizza trade isn’t creepy, because it is. How starved for boobs can the staff at Drew’s Pizzeria be? Don’t they know they can see breasts on their smartphones? All they have to do is type S-E-X and “.com” into their mobile browser and they’ll see some of the best boobs ever on Sex.com.

But even though the boobs-for-pizza deal is sleazy, you must admit that free pizza is a much better prize than what drunk college girls usually get for showing their breasts.

I am referring to Mardi Gras beads:

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I don’t have boobs. Well…sort of.

Man-boobs don’t count as boobs, do they? Let’s just say that man-boobs don’t count as boobs because they’re unattractive and no one would give me free pizza if I flashed them.

So anyways, I don’t have boobs. But if I did, I would be very interested in showing them off in exchange for some free pizza rather than shitty, plastic beads.

That’s just what I think.

What I’d like to know is what you think is a fair trade for flashing:

If you have any other suggestions for what you think you should get in return for flashing your boobs, please share it in the comments.

I doubt that Drew’s Pizzeria is still accepting breasts as a form of currency now that the media has found out about it, but I still applaud their innovative spirit.

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Published on: September 11, 2013

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    They criticize more than wife in Islam, but they filled websites with nude picture of females.It means they want to enjoy many women body without any responsisbility-they cann’t control sex.