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This is a Fleshlight, in case you didn’t know

This afternoon, Fleshlight launched a new contest called the Searchlight Contest.

The purpose of this contest is for fans to determine who will be the next Fleshlight Girl. If you are a heterosexual male visiting Sex.com, I’m willing to guess you are familiar with the concept of a Fleshlight. If you aren’t, it is basically a sex toy shaped like a flashlight that you can penetrate with your penis and simulate sex.

And if you’re not interested in fucking a generic fake-vagina, fake-mouth, or fake-anus, you can delve into a Fleshlight Girl. These Fleshlights are custom molds of popular porn stars like Tori Black, Jesse Jane, Lisa Ann, Stoya, etc.

With this contest Fleshlight is giving the opportunity for fans to vote for who they want to be molded. Let’s take a look at the contestants:

There are three smoking hot porn stars competing against each other. They are:

Alexis Texas

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Alexis Texas shows off her famous bubble-butt

Asphyxia Noir

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Asphyxia is a badass

and Kayden Kross

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Kayden’s got so much swag

Asphyxia is quite literally the dark horse in this race. Kayden is without a doubt one of the most popular porn stars in the game. Alexis also has a following almost as massive as her ass. Kayden’s taken an early lead but who knows how this will play out.

The best part of this competition is not even the creation of a new Fleshlight. Jenna Haze is hosting an eight episode reality web-series that follows the girls behind the scenes at the Fleshlight Ranch. Episode one is already available and there will be a new episode every Wednesday until September 19th. Make sure you watch it!

And most importantly vote for the girl you want to win!

Voting and webisodes is all here: http://www.fleshlight.com/searchlightcontest/

Best of luck to Alexis, Asphyxia, and Kayden. We love you all very much.

 

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Comments

  • nymph daddy

    i was approached by a businessman a few years ago to have my penis modeled into one of these things, i think they call them vibrators. anyway, they didn’t like my measurements so the deal never came to fruition but there are a few test models out there. if you look real hard you might find my dick lying around a black market somewhere.

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Nymph Daddy you are the poet laureate of this blog.

    If anyone has the mold of Nymph Daddy’s dick, get at me. It’s going to make me very rich.

  • Spanking Tom

    I consider myself a bit of a fleshlight aficionado. I personally believe that this is a blatant marketing scheme aimed at reminding horny men (guys, that’s all of you) that fleshlights are out there! It doesn’t matter who you vote for. This might just be wishful thinking, but what reason would fleshlight have to keep any of these frisky sex kittens from us now that they’ve successfully wet our appetite!? “Gotta fuck em all!” am I right?

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Why do you have to be so cynical, Spanky? I agree with you, it is a promotion but that’s what big companies do to sustain their luxurious ranches. Remember when Pepsi did anything? It was to remind me that Pepsi was out there but the problem is I like Coca-Cola. I was at my manager’s house last week and I went to the fridge and all he had was Pepsi. I said, “Wes. You know I’m coming over and I’m going to be thirsty so why do you only have Pepsi? I’m a Coke guy. Grab a couple Cokes next time you’re at the store because I’ll be coming over and I don’t want to drink Pepsi.”

    Anyways Spanky, it does matter because they’re only going to make sell one model out of the three. So you need to vote. If you’re a ?P?e?p?s?i? Kayden guy you got to vote for Kayden. If you like C?o?c?a?-?C?o?l?a? Alexis you have to vote for her. And if you like D?r?.? ?P?e?p?p?e?r? Asphyxia you gotta vote for her. As a fleshlight aficionado you should know that they get millions of fan mail everyday with regular Joes requesting a new girl. Now they’re letting the fans have what they want. It’s more about showing support for your favorite star because these girls work hard.

    Thanks for the comment Spanky, can’t wait for your reply.

    Your pal,
    Chico.

  • http://fleshone.com Fleshlight Expert #2

    I think we will see a Alexis Texas and Kayden Kross Fleshlight for sure so I hope Asphyxia get a lot of votes because she is the most interesting girl of them all.

    Go Asphyxia!

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    I hadn’t heard of Asphyxia until the contest started. Plus, she’s kind of a niche girl isn’t she? Like alt-porn, Burning Angel style. She’s got stiff competition but the fact that she’s going up against heavy-weights like Kayden and Alexis is very cool.

    It’s too bad the voting is open throughout the webseries. If you were to watch every episode before voting you would get a good sense of who they are. You know what I mean? Maybe an idea for Searchlight 2.

  • Dr_Lovetouch

    I don’t use fleshlights (I’ve got really deft hands, it’s where my username comes from) and because of that I vote Asphyxia, the only one not holding a fleshlight.

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Hello Doctor. I did not even notice she was not holding a fleshlight. Your years of scholarly experience has obviously made you very attentive to detail.

    I would just like to thank you for participating in our little discussion. To have a doctor so involved in our community is really quite special.

  • Dale Cooper

    Do these things work better than a lubricant filled rubber glove, folded and tightened with elastic bands?

  • doggystyle_only

    Chico, big fan of your blog here.
    I gotta ask… what’s your dream fleshlight mold? Any cuties you’d especially like to lube up?
    -doggystyle only

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Winona Ryder, especially from the movie Heathers

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Winona Ryder. No one else.

    Fleshlight, get on it!

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Not sure. Might have to do a blog post where I compare the two.

  • Dr_Lovetouch

    I’m not a real doctor Chico, sorry. Being a fake doc lets me give out all the advice I want though, medically speaking.

  • S

    I’d like to see a picture of the inside of their vaginas. I feel like it would give me a better idea of what the fleshlight would actually be like. I don’t think I can vote based on titty/ass shots. Can anyone help me?

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    I appreciate your modesty Doctor but some people are just born Doctors such as yourself. Being a natural Doctor I look forward to more medical advice from you.

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    While I can’t help you there, S, I do know that when you order a fleshlight you can order a custom interior.

    Check out their website: http://www.fleshlight.com/

  • S

    Custom, cosy interior is all I’m asking for, chico.