Fresh + Sexy
February 4, 2013 
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via Jezebel
Nobody likes smelly genitals. That’s why Playtex has introduced a new line of wipes called Fresh + Sexy for people who want to feel fresh before and after having sex.Though the product itself is a good idea, their advertising campaign feels neither fresh nor sexy. Let’s look at the real ads for Fresh + Sexy.
Get it? “Beaver” and “wood” are euphemisms for “vagina” and “penis“.
Get it? “Pecker” is a euphemism for “penis” and “it” refers to a “vagina“.
Get it? See, the “peach” is actually a vagina and picked actually means “getting fingered“.
Get it? “A polished knob” is a “clean penis” and “gets more turns” is actually how far you can get the penis down the throat before the make-up starts to run.
We here at the Sex.com Blog have absolutely no time for euphemism. We especially have no time for euphemism that makes people self-conscious about their smelly genitals.
I don’t understand why they wouldn’t have just used the original ad that our crack team of researchers has uncovered:
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New York City page, bitch.
My dick is fifteen centimeters long.
Just remember, if you don’t use it you could lose it.