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Nobody likes smelly genitals. That’s why Playtex has introduced a new line of wipes called Fresh + Sexy for people who want to feel fresh before and after having sex.Though the product itself is a good idea, their advertising campaign feels neither fresh nor sexy. Let’s look at the real ads for Fresh + Sexy.

beaver Fresh + Sexy

Get it? “Beaver” and “wood” are euphemisms for “vagina” and “penis“.

pecker Fresh + Sexy

Get it? “Pecker” is a euphemism for “penis” and “it” refers to a “vagina“.

peach Fresh + Sexy

Get it? See, the “peach” is actually a vagina and picked actually means “getting fingered“.

knob Fresh + Sexy

Get it? “A polished knob” is a “clean penis” and “gets more turns” is actually how far you can get the penis down the throat before the make-up starts to run.

We here at the Sex.com Blog have absolutely no time for euphemism. We especially have no time for euphemism that makes people self-conscious about their smelly genitals.

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t have just used the original ad that our crack team of researchers has uncovered:

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