How can a babe like Gabrielle Union who has always come off as super sweet and cool really be going out (and getting married to) the NBA’s biggest villain, Dwyane Wade?
For those of you who don’t follow the NBA, Dwyane Wade is pure evil. Anyone who disagrees with this statement is also pure evil.
But just because she loves world’s biggest jerk Dwyane Wade doesn’t mean that I can’t still love her. And thanks to an appearance on CONAN last night, I’m totally ready to forget all about the whole Dwyane Wade-issue.
How did Gabrielle Union win me over? It was as simple as admitting that she watches porn, works out with pornstars, and that pornstars are the inspiration for her hot body.
I know, it seems too good to be true but it is. Watch Gabrielle Union talk about her porno diet with Conan O’Brien and Andy Ritcher:
ISN’T THAT THE BEST NEWS YOU EVER HEARD?
I couldn’t agree more with Andy Ritcher that the porno diet is simply one of the most disgusting ideas ever, Conan is right that it does work.
Let’s just look at some sexy pics of Gabrielle Union to see the porno diet in action:
So yeah, in short if you want to be hot like Gabrielle Union, all you have to do is watch porn, work out with pornstars, and emulate their routines.
It’s so nice to hear a mainstream celebrity like Gabrielle Union admitting that pornstars are hot. Everyone who disagrees can get off their damn high horse.