Did anyone else notice that millions of people had raging erections for the Game of Thrones premier yesterday? It’s like the world ceased to function yesterday because too many nerds were busy stroking themselves in anticipation for the premier.
Personally, I couldn’t care less because Game of Thrones is shockingly boring for a show that is sold as a show about violence and fantasy-boobs. You may like the show, which is fine. You’re allowed to like whatever you want. My real problem with Game of Thrones is how much people like it. Whenever anyone finds out I don’t watch Game of Thrones, they get all defensive about it. I assume it’s either that they’re trying to cope with the fact that they’re huge nerds or it’s because they also hate the show but lack the sense of self to seek out something they’ll actually enjoy.
But even though I have no interest in Game of Thrones, I’m very familiar with television and I know that by the fourth season it can be hard to keep track of who has boned who. So that’s why CoolMaterial.com has put together this infographic to refresh your memory. Have a look below:
This Game of Thrones sex infographic really illustrates why the show is so flawed.
You see, Emilia Clarke (aka Daenerys Targaryen) is by far the hottest babe on the show, yet she’s only had one sexual partner in three seasons. I know that she’s appeared nude a whole lot more, but still. If HBO wants to get all of Earth watching Game of Thrones, they’re going to have shoe-in more Emilia Clarke sex scenes. Until then, I refuse to watch or care about the show at all.
Now it’s time to check out some sexy pictures of Emilia Clarke: