Game of Thrones Sex Scenes as 70’s Porno

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GAME OF SCORES: GoT 70s Porno

I’ve seen every single episode of Game of Thrones and I’ve looked the covers of most of the books, but to honest with you I have no idea who any of the characters are, what they want or what they’re doing.

As far as I know, everyone wants the throne and they’re all playing a game to get it.

Does that sounds about right?

Why do I keep watching Game of Thrones if I have no idea what’s going on or who anyone is? Because Game of Thrones sex scenes are the best on TV. Which isn’t saying much because compared to Sex.com, there’s hardly any sex on TV. But I like being completely lost, desperately trying to figure out who someone is and then all of a sudden they’re naked and having sex. It adds suspense and excitement to an otherwise convoluted and ridiculous show.

Either way, Emilia Clarke in uncomfortable Game of Thrones sex scenes beats naked Steve Buscemi any day of the week. But that’s just me.

Anyways…

How many of you like the Game of Thrones sex scenes but feel that they lack a 70’s porno aesthetic? Well toil no more! Independent filmmaker Ariel Belziti has made the Game of Thrones sex scenes supercut of your dreams. It’s your favorite sex scenes from Game of Thrones all cut together in the style of a 70’s porno.  

GAME OF SCORES: A supercut of Game of Thrones sex scenes (NSFW) from Ariel Belziti on Vimeo.

Pretty cool right?

I hope that Mr. Belziti makes more of these. Game of Thrones sex scenes are good, but I want a supercut of The Sopranos…maybe Deadwood too.

Oh also, I should mention that an actual Game of Thrones porn parody is in the works. It’s going to be directed by Axl Braun, because he’s the go-to guy from porn parodies these days. Some people aren’t satisfied by the Game of Thrones sex scenes. They need more sex and less yapping about that king or whatever.

Please feel free to speculate on what the Game of Thrones porn parody should be called in the comments.

Here are my top two:

  1. Game of Bones
  2. Game of Thrones Porn Parody

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Published on: June 27, 2013

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