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A question I get asked a lot is, “How do I date a pornstar?”

The way I see it, the key to dating a pornstar is to treat them like a normal human woman, not a sexual object, and live in the greater Los Angeles area.

Unfortunately, I can’t help you treat a pornstar like a normal human woman and not a sexual object. That’s up to you.

However, there is something you can do to date a pornstar if you don’t live in the Los Angeles area. Especially if the pornstar you’re hoping to go on a date with is the world’s favorite MILF Lisa Ann.

All you have to do to date Lisa Ann is make a sign. 

Really? Is it that simple? Yes it is.

Oklahoma State student Matt McGann made this sign for last weekend’s football game against Baylor University:

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If you’re having trouble reading Matt’s sign, it reads, “Baylor’s defense has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann.”

Being a big football fan, Lisa Ann saw Matt’s sign and she loved it! She loved it so much that she tracked him down on Twitter to express her gratitude.

Here’s a look at their Twitter conversation:

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Since Lisa Ann won’t be able to attend Oklahoma State’s final home game of the season with Matt “Master of Signs” McGann, she’s going to bring him to glamorous Las Vegas as her date to the AVN Awards!

Just when you thought you couldn’t love Lisa Ann more, she comes through in a big way. Watch Lisa Ann ask Matt to the AVN Awards on TMZ Live:

Amazing!

Now, we could all just sit around and be jealous or we can follow in Matt’s footsteps to go on dates with our favorite pornstars.

Here’s how we’re going to do it in 5 easy steps:

  1. Figure out which pornstars you’d like to date.
  2. Get tickets to an event (preferably sports) that’s broadcast on national TV.
  3. Make a sign that cleverly incorporates the name of the pornstar you’d like to date.
  4. Get a friend to tweet a screenshot of your sign on national TV to your favorite pornstar.
  5. Wait for the dates to roll in.

And if the dates start rolling in, remember not to treat them like a sexual object.

Good luck everyone!

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