How To Give A Handjob That Doesn’t Suck

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Handjob!

Handjobs have always been totally overrated. Men will gladly accept a handjob when offered one but it’s definitely low on our list of sexual acts. But isn’t it strange that handjobs are so universally hated even though a handjob is almost exactly like masturbation, which universally loved? The only difference is that instead of jerking yourself off, some lovely lady was nice enough to do it for you. I’ve started to think that handjobs don’t deserve the bad reputation they’ve received. So to rebrand handjobs as something awesome, here are a few tips on how to give a handjob that doesn’t suck.  

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First of all, I’d like to go over your basic handjob technique. The only way you’ll ever give a handjob that doesn’t suck is if you have good handjob fundamentals.

Before you wrap your hands around that erect penis, make sure that you have lube to lather it up. If you don’t have lube, don’t worry about it. A stalefish (aka no lube) handjob can still be cool, but lube definitely enhances the whole experience.

Now that you’ve lubed the penis, start giving a handjob by grabbing the shaft and slowly moving your hand up and down from the base of the penis to the corona (the ridge where the head meets the shaft). A common mistake people make when giving handjobs is failing to mix up the motion. Variety is what can make a regular handjob become an amazing handjob.

So if you’re a straight stroker handjob giver, next time try: changing the speed of your stroke, switching hands, using both hands, tickling the tip with your nipples, giving it a little kiss (you don’t have to choke yourself on it), massaging the balls, massaging the frenulum (the thin ridge that runs the length of the underside of his penis), get yourself off while you give a handjob, grind on him while you give a handjob, make lots of contact, etc.

No two guys are a like, so experiment with different motions, speeds, and teases to see what he really responds to. Communicate with each other so that you can know exactly what he likes and continue doing it.

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Now that you’re confident in your handjob fundamentals, it’s time to make handjobs exciting.

You see, the reason I think handjobs have earned such a bad reputation is because they seem more boring than other sex acts. However, I disagree. A handjob is one of the sexual acts that can be performed with discretion, which makes it really easy to give a handjob in a public place. Sex in public is very hot because it gives the couple a huge adrenaline rush. However it’s hard to pull off. Why not capitalize on that same excitement with something as simple as a handjob? It definitely won’t suck.

Next time you’re at a restaurant, reach under the table and start stroking!

Next time you’re at a movie theatre, move the popcorn from his lap and start stroking!

Next time you’re stuck in traffic, whip it out and start stroking!

Handjobs can be given so easily that it doesn’t make sense to give them in the bedroom. The only way a public handjob can suck is if you get caught. So be careful and have fun giving handjobs that don’t suck.

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But really, if you’re going to just give someone a handjob, you should know that they might be a bit disappointed.

If you have any ideas on how to make handjobs more exciting, please share them in the comments!

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Published on: February 20, 2014

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