Gronk goes to Hollywood

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Rob Gronkowski is going to be rubbing elbows with the Hollywood elite on Oscar night instead of bumping uglies with one of porn’s hottest stars. (FYI, we’re talking about Bibi Jones)

For some reason, Rob Gronkowski will be working the red carpet February 24th for The NFL Network’s “The Eisen Podcast“. Gronk will be asking all the tough questions like, “Who are you wearing?” and “Where’s the best place to party after the show?”

Is there any coincidence that Gronk accepted a job he is completely unqualified and will be undoubtedly made fun of for after racking up a $9,615 bar tab in Vegas last night?

 Gronk goes to Hollywood

Gronk’s bill via Busted Coverage

Listen, Gronk. If you’re strapped for cash and willing to humiliate yourself, why not think about our offer some more?

We’ve got $3.75 million chilling on ice here at the office with your name on it.

Because the people who read this blog are mostly Hollywood celebrities, we’re asking you to remind Gronk about’s offer.

Maybe show him this picture safe-for-work as an insurance-maker:

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Think about it…

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