How To Have Handstand Sex
This week, our favorite rapper Danny Brown dropped a new single from upcoming album OLD titled “Hand Stand”.
The chorus goes, “Pop that pussy on a handstand”.
You know what? I shouldn’t be talking about the new Danny Brown track. You should be listening to it:
For those of you that don’t know, “Pop that pussy” is slang for “have sexual intercourse with that pussy”.
When it comes to sex, there is no greater authority than Danny Brown. So when Danny Brown tell you to pop that pussy on a hand stand, you better have handstand sex.
But you’re probably like, “Chico, how do I have handstand sex?” Don’t worry, I’m here to show you the way.
How to have handstand sex:
First of all, before attempting to have handstand sex, ladies should practice doing handstands. I recommend trying the prop method.
The prop method of learning how to do handstands is by far the easiest way to learn because you don’t need a whole lot of upper-body strength. All you need to do is couch near a wall with your back to it. Then just walk your legs up the wall until you’re inverted.
Ladies, don’t worry about doing a free standing handstand as your man will be there to support you.
To have handstand sex, ladies crouch down with your back to your man. Put your hands on the ground (or bed) and lift one of your legs up.
Fellas, lift your lady’s legs up and lean them onto your shoulders. By doing this, you should have your lady in a handstand. Make sure to hold her hips for extra support! You do not want her to fall!
This is where handstand sex gets a little tricky. Given the position, guys you’re going to have to angle your erect penis downward so that you can penetrate. Ladies, if your man is struggling to get it in, try arching your back so that he can get a better angle of entry.
And there you go! You’re having handstand sex!
To mix it up a little bit, try the same thing but ladies start facing your man and lean your legs onto his shoulders. You’ll have a good time, I promise.
Just know that handstand sex is very demanding physically. Unless you’re a professional gymnast, it’s difficult to maintain a handstand. Also, thrusting downward while supporting someone who is upside-down definitely takes coordination.
Though handstand sex is one of the more physically demanding positions, the results are orgasmic. Ladies, being inverted sends blood rushing to your head, which means very intense erotic sensations.
It’s never a bad idea to establish a safe-word before attempting handstand sex in case you start feeling light-headed.
The last thing you need to know is that when attempting handstand sex, “Hand Stand” by Danny Brown much be played at maximum volume until you are finished.
Hope you all have a fun and safe time trying it.
Please feel free to send us pictures!
Something like this would be nice: