Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

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Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

Did you know that today, March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day?

I understand if you didn’t know because Steak and Blowjob Day is a relatively new holiday, which needs to be celebrated if it’s ever going to take off.

So why do we celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day?

First of all, steaks and blowjobs are two very great things that deserve to be celebrated. Individually, they probably would not be able to sustain their own holidays. That’s why the celebrations for steaks and blowjobs were been combined into a single holiday.

More importantly, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday to celebrate a simpler kind of romance. Valentine’s Day is all about flowers, cards, DIY dildo kits, and other extravagant romantic gestures all of which can be exhausting to pull off. And the fact is most men don’t really care about these big romantic gestures. A man’s idea of romance more often than not is gorging himself with red meat and getting some head later. Having your lover cook a steak and then give a blowjob is a low-maintenance, once a year gesture of love that will never go unappreciated (unlike flowers, cards, DIY dildo kits, etc).

Steak and Blowjob Day is always on March 14th, exactly one month after Valentine’s Day. This is because Steak and Blowjob Day is a day of love but far more meaningful and easier.

To help you celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day, we’ve got two videos that will show you how to make the best steak and give the best blowjob.

Doesn’t that steak look fucking amazing? Well, wait until you see Anne Parker demonstrate the perfect blowjob.


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Hopefully you’ve learned something from these videos. The whole Sex.com team wishes you and your significant other a very happy Steak and Blowjob Day. Please feel free to share your Steak and Blowjob Day experiences in the comments.

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Published on: March 14, 2013

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