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It appears that the Catholic Church has been sinning yet again. It became apparent through a late 2011 newsletter that Germany’s biggest media company, Weltbild, is 100% owned by the Catholic Church. 2,500 erotic titles help the megamedia corporation haul in 1.7 billion Euros annually. In other words, the church is benefiting quite handsomely from these sexy scrawlings. So it seems the diocyes are a bit reluctant to withdraw. Making matters less ‘forgiveable,’ a decade of efforts by a group of devout and outraged Catholics has apparently had no impact on the Church’s sideways endorsement of porn-production.priest ass fucks nun1 300x200 House of the Horny

Oh, and then there is the other company that the Catholic Church holds a 50% stake in. That would be Droemer Knaur. They produce straight-up pornographic books. So is this a new, hot holy water trend, or some damnable, soon-to-be snuffed lick of hellfire?

It might seem the former. According to recent reports, priest, Ralf Schmidt of Wiesbaden, Germany has taken to cursing during mass, and hanging pornographic pictures on the walls of his church. Schmidt claims these efforts will connect the church with the youth. “Every schoolboy will use these words yet the Church holds back, which cuts us off from connecting with people,” he said. Touche, Father.

It might be a bit bold to award Ralf Schmidt with the new Coming of Christ, but this sure wouldn’t fly in my Grandfather’s Holy House. That being said, a conjugal congregation like this might have me one sliver of a shard of a chance closer to rubbing the ole rosary. Maybe next week. 

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Shane Spicer was born in Yellowknife Canada in 1972. He pursued a professional wrestling career, only to exit the game after tearing an MCL in a regional championship cage match in Saltillo, Mexico. He's been a premier sexologist and purveyor of porn since the mid-90s.

Comments

  • doggystyle_only

    Who the hell wants to hear about stuff like this?

  • doggystyle_only

    Pretty confusingly written too

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    C’mon now, play nice.