Horny Stoners Rejoice! Weed Lube Is Here!

MARIJUANA! Do I have your attention now, you GD potheads?

I certainly hope so because there’s an important new sex product that will change the sex lives of all the horny stoners out there: WEED LUBE.

Yes it’s true, weed lube is a thing.

This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone given how popular weed is nowadays. Not only does everyone from teens to seniors use it either for recreational or medicinal purposes, it’s become so widely accepted in our culture that some states have successfully legalized Marijuana. If you can buy weed legally, shouldn’t there also be a way to use it to enhance your sex life? That’s what Foria thinks.

Describing its product as “a therapeutic sensual enhancement oil designed for female pleasure,” Foria is a new personal lubricant that blends the nourishing liquid of coconut oil with lab-tested cannabis oil from California-grown marijuana.

So what exactly does the Foria weed lube do to for a stoner’s sex life? Well, Foria stresses that results vary from person to person, which makes sense given how much the effects of weed vary from person to person. Some people smoke weed and they have superhuman focus. Some people smoke weed and it makes them dumb as hell. Some people smoke weed and they just chill out. Some people smoke to make themselves extra horny. So no wonder that when you rub coconut oil infused with cannabis oil that you rub all over your private parts will have strange and diverse effects on people.

Anyways, there are two ways to enjoy Foria’s weed lube: topical and oral ingestion.

Topical use of Foria (i.e. rubbing it all over your clitoris and labia) is said not to get you high, but rather make sex more sensual. However, topical use of Foria isn’t like traditional sex lubes that are applied during intercourse. Instead, one must apply Foria to the private parts 30 minutes before engaging in sexual activity or 30 minutes before any sign of arousal. Because it’s all about enhancing sensation rather than actually lubricating the privates…I think. I don’t know exactly. Foria will have to send me a complimentary box of their new weed lube to be sure.

Oral ingestion of Foria’s weed lube (i.e. swallowing it) is said to be┬áconsistent with other edible marijuana products like cookies or brownies. And yes, that’s very sexy.

Alright horny stoners, now you know that there’s finally a sexual lubricant that combines your two loves: weed and sex. The only caveat is that Foria’s weed lube will run you $80 for a 30ml bottle. So if you’re dying to try cannabis-powered sex, then get ready to spend.

To help you better decide whether or not weed lube is worth your $80, watch this testimonial.

GET YOUR WEED LUBE HERE

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Published on: June 13, 2014

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