What Your Horoscope Says About Releasing A Sex Tape


Born under a porn sign

Were you born between November 22nd and December 21st? I certainly hope you are because that would make you a Sagittarius and Sagittarians are the most likely to make amateur porn according to a new study by Homegrown Video.

Homegrown Video, a leading producer/distributor of amateur porn, collected statistics on submissions for six months to determine if there was a correlation between astrological signs and the desire to submit a sex tape for public enjoyment. You may remember Homegrown Video was able to determine that the majority of amateur sex tapes are made in the Bible Belt using the same method. 

“We’re surprised to find those born under certain astrological symbols were more likely to submit sex tapes than other people under other zodiac signs,” said Homegrown Video owner Farrell Timlake, who cautioned, “We’re not advocating belief in astrology, nor encouraging any other such belief, but it is interesting to see certain people are more likely than others to record themselves having sex for others to see.”

People that believe in astrology (aka morons) will tell you that Sagittarians crave adventure, excitement and are open to change as they have a constant desire to seek knowledge and wisdom. They are also said to be natural conversationalists and entertainers.

Adventure, excitement, and entertainment are three words that I would definitely associate with releasing your own amateur sex tape.

The top three zodiac signs most likely to submit an amateur sex tape for public consumption were Sagittarius, with 12.53%; followed by Gemini (May 21 to June 20) with 11.57%, and Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) with 10.36%. Capricorns were the least likely to submit a sex tape with just 3.86%.

Homegrown Video also took the time to analyze the age ranges of people submitting sex tapes.

The age range, years they were born and percentages are as follows:

  • 20-29 (1985-1994), 48.2 percent
  • 30-39 (1975-1984), 35.7 percent
  • 40-49 (1965-1974), 12.5 percent
  • 50-59 (1955-1964), 3.3 percent
  • 60-69 (1945-1954), 0.3 percent
  • 70+ (1944 and below), 0 percen

The average age of people submitting sex tapes is 32 years old.

And finally, Homegrown Video found that 56.9% of all amateur sex tapes submitted were from women. Though this might support recent reports of women becoming more accepting of pornography at first glance, I think it’s also because men risk death if they were to submit a sex tape without the woman’s consent.

So if you’ve always wanted to release your own amateur sex tape for the world to see, you’ve got to go out and meet a nice 32 year-old Sagittarius because the planets have aligned to make them the most willing people to make an amateur sex tape.

Or you could just hit me up on Twitter (@chicodustyblog). I’m not a 32 year-old Sagittarius but we’ll figure something out.

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Published on: March 27, 2014

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