Hot Girls on Bikes Could be at risk sexually

Handlebar height could affect the sexual health of hot girls on bikes

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Be careful! Your health is at risk and your clothes are falling off!

Aside from the fat, hairy men dressed in the full spandex kit struggling to pedal up hill, what’s not to like about biking? It’s fast, it’s fun, it’s good for the planet, it’s good for you, and it’s great for drive-by whistling at chicks…ah yes…the chicks…hot girls on bikes…my favorite thing.

Has anyone else noticed that hot girls are just drawn to riding bikes? And it’s not just one type of hot girl. You’ve got girly-girls, athletic girls, punk girls, hipster girls, and other kinds of girls I can’t even think of out riding around on their bikes dropping the jaws pedestrians, drivers, and cyclists. If you’re not convinced, look through Fuck Yeah Girls and Bikes and you’ll see plenty of hot girls on bikes.

Though these hot girls on bikes are keeping their bods in shape, a new study says that handlebar height could have an affect the sexual health of these babes.

The Journal of Sexual Medicine’s study measured saddle pressure and genital sensation of 48 competitive female cyclists (another kind of hot girl on bikes). The study found that the lower the handlebars, more pressure was applied, which decreased sensation.┬áDr. Marsha K. Guess, the study’s lead author, had this to say about the results, “Chronic insult to the genital nerves from increased saddle pressures could potentially result in sexual dysfunction.”

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Get those handlebars higher, girl!

Don’t worry, this is not the end of bike babes. To avoid loss of sensation, it’s as simple as making sure the handlebars are higher than the seat. Higher handlebars means more upright riding and less pressure focused on the genitals, so no nerve damage.

Ladies, please, you look so good on two wheels. Get those handlebars higher! It’s for your health, not just sexual but the whole nine. It would be a goddamn tragedy knowing you could have anyone you wanted while cruising around, looking fine as hell but in the end couldn’t feel the fun part.

And guys, fixing a bike can be tough. Start learning how now so you can impress your bike-girl crush with handiness. You might be able to give her a different kind of tune-up when you’re done elevating her handlebars.

 

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    this was very informative!

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    This is a service I provide to you people. Imagine your horror, after riding a low-handle barred bike for years, and realizing your vagina is completely numb. I like to think I’m saving lives some days.

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