Household Items That Double As Sex Toys

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Sex around the house will be easier than ever!

It has come to my attention that not everyone can afford some of the sex toys that we feature on this blog.

Just because a couple doesn’t have the funds for sex toys doesn’t mean they should be deprived the fun using of sex toys to enhance their sex lives. Should they? No. Absolutely not. I don’t care if you’re rich, poor, or middle class. Everyone is entitled to great sex!

That’s why I’m going to tell you about a few items you have lying around your house that can double as sex toys.

Couples on a budget, grab some disinfecting wipes and getting ready to have your home turned into a sex shop. 




Cock rings are rings that are placed at the base of the shaft to restrict blood flow. This allows men to maintain erections for much longer than usual. Sounds great, right?

Well, cock rings can run you anywhere from $5 to $90 (expect to pay closer to $90 if you want one that vibrates). For those couples out there who can’t even spare $5, I recommend you use a scrunchie instead of a cock ring. If it’s good enough to make your lady’s hair look good, it’s good enough to wrap around the base of your penis to make it harder for longer.

Feather Dusters

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Chances are you don’t even have a feather duster lying around the house. If you do, I bet it’s never been used to dust anything. Why not put it to use for foreplay?

Just graze the feathers over their body and let it tickle their fancy. This works even better if you blindfold your partner before you start tickling them with a feather duster.

Scarves and neckties

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Bondage can be lots of fun but buying all the necessary restraints can start to add up. Thankfully, your novelty tie and fashion scarf collection can finally be put to good use as restraints.

You can easily secure your partner’s wrists to the headboard, tie their hands together, blindfold them, whatever!

I don’t just recommend using ties and scarves as restraints for people on a budget but also for couples looking to dabble in BDSM for the first time. The last thing you want to do is buy all the BDSM accessories you can afford only to find out that BDSM isn’t your thing. Plus, ties and scarves are generally made of soft, comfortable material that will make your first forray into BDSM much less intimidating than if it were full of black ropes and leather.

Washing Machine

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It turns out your rickety old washing machine isn’t as useless as it appears! Having sex on a washing machine is the next best thing to using a vibrator during sex. It’s only slightly

Throw a load in, hop on top of the washing machine, feel those good vibrations, get a load off. Simple as that.

But don’t just take my word for it! Watch Hayden Winters have sex in her laundry room:

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Exercise Ball

Sex on a exercise ball isn’t so much for people who are on a tight financial budget but more for people on a tight time budget. Make sense? It does to me!

We all know now that sex isn’t as good a source of exercise as we previously thought, which then forces people to choose whether they want to exercise or have sex. I say nuts to that! Why not save time for lounging by combining sex and exercise?

The best way to do this is have sex on an exercise ball. Allow Kendall Karson to demonstrate:

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Sorry, I couldn’t find a sexy picture featuring a spatula. But that doesn’t mean it’s not sexy!

If you’re getting a little rough with your foreplay, use a spatula to spank your partner. They’re light¬†enough that the damage done is you have to think twice about using that spatula again.

Never use a metal spatula for spanking because that hurts like hell. Plastic spatula or no spanking.

And there you have it! Your house is already full of sex toys!

If you have any other household items that double as sex toys please share them in the comments!

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Published on: September 20, 2013

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