We’re in the middle of a paradigm shift.
It doesn’t feel like long ago that seeing boobs was the most important thing in a heterosexual man’s life. But nowadays the only thing on anyone’s mind is asses. That includes heterosexual and homosexual men and women.
Everyone loves asses more than ever. And you know what? I love it!
Just like the song, I love big butts and I would never lie about it because it’s just a fact.
After admiring and smacking asses for an extended period of time, it’s only natural that you would want to have sex with an ass. Having sex with someone’s ass is a common practice known as ANAL SEX.
I’m willing to guess that watching anal sex in porn is the extent of your experience with anal sex. Let me tell you now that anal sex in porn is very different than real anal sex.
Experts estimate that 1 in 4 straight couples have had anal sex. Then why is anal sex so rare? If I had to guess, it’s because couples try anal without being fully prepared. They see how easy and orgasmic it looks in porn movies and they try it without the proper preparation.
To help you achieve your dream of having and enjoying anal sex, I’m going to teach you how to have anal sex.
Are you ready to go in through the outdoor? Good. Let’s begin.
The key to good anal sex is preparation.
Now, that doesn’t mean you should avoid spontaneity. I dare you not to have the best sex of your life after hearing the words, “Fuck my ass”. But that’s a move for anal sex veterans rather than beginners.
Before you start exploring the ass, your partner needs to know that it’s something that interests you. Otherwise, it can be painful and messy for both parties. I know it’s awkward but act casual. Say something like, “You know, I was reading The Sex.com Blog, which happens to be my favorite blog, and it said that 1 in 4 straight couples have tried anal sex. Maybe we should try anal sex so we can inflate that statistic?”
If your partner isn’t into it, I’m sorry but you’ll just have to keep trying to convince them that anal sex is something worth trying. You have respect people’s boundaries. Not only in sex but in life. Otherwise we’re all fucked.
However, if your partner is turned on by the idea of anal sex, then hold on your butts because you’re about to have anal sex.
There’s still some more preparation involved.
First thing you need to prepare for is hygiene.
Whether you just want to wipe, soap up in the shower, or use a disposable enema it up to you. Just make sure that the bowels are clear before attempting anal sex. Otherwise it could be messy.
I once heard a story about a couple who discovered they loved anal sex. They did it spontaneously and though they loved the sensation of anal sex, there was shit literally everywhere. Rather than prepare themselves for anal sex by making sure the bowels are clear and the ass is clean, they ripped open garbage bags and spread them over the sheets to make the clean-up a lot easier. Personally, I would really not recommend this technique. There’s a reason we have plumbing and it’s not just because it’s fun to flush toilets. Laying in human waste will make you sick. And also, having sex on top of open garbage bags doesn’t sound like fun.
So please…if you’re going to try anal sex, make sure everything is clean and clear.
I have a little anal sex rule that should help. Basically, if it’s not clean enough to stick your tongue in, don’t stick your dick in. Which leads me to my next point: anal foreplay.
Anal foreplay is extremely important to anal sex because it’s not normally an orifice that gets penetrated. Fingering the anus, anilingus (cunnilingus for the butt), and maybe even a sex toy should all enter the ass before the penis. Otherwise, the receiver is going to be in a lot of pain. I shouldn’t have to tell you that lots of pain usually means you’re never having anal sex again.
And as I alluded to earlier, anal foreplay will give you a chance to assess the cleanliness of the ass before you have anal sex. If your finger turns brown or your mouth tastes like shit, you can pull the rip-cord before sticking your dick inside. All you have to say is, “Damn girl, yo ass is nasty. Ain’t no way I’m getting up in there before you hit the shower again.”
As I’ve ever already mentioned, the ass isn’t an orifice that’s often penetrated, which means that it doesn’t produce its own natural lubricant so buy some lube. Without lubrication, anal sex can be very painful. Make sure that the lube you’re using is condom safe and don’t be afraid to reapply as you go along. You should know that a water-based lube will need lots of reapplication because water-based lubes have a way of evaporating quickly.
Yes you have to buy lube. You can’t just have a bottle of water and pour it on your dick to lubricate the sex. Water is a solvent, not a lubricant.
Speaking of using a condom safe lube, ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX. The ass is more susceptible to tiny cuts, which makes you more susceptible to the transmission of STIs. Plus, semen can make a woman quite sick if it mixes with contents of her rectum.
Side note: If you’re having vaginal sex before the anal sex, make sure to put on a fresh condom. It’s just a nice thing to do.
So now that you’ve done all the prep work, you’re ready to have anal sex.
I cannot stress how important the prep work is. Though it may seem like a nuisance, these are steps to you’re taking to ensure that anal sex remains on the table to the rest of your sex life.
Anyways, once you’ve done all the preparation, anal sex is just like regular sex except with the ass instead of the vagina. If it’s your first time, go easy. Just like you had to go easy the first few times you had vaginal sex.
Whenever I’m having anal sex, I always let my partner (the person receiving) pick the position. Some girls like anal sex in the missionary position. Other girls like anal sex in the cowgirl position because they can control the depth and pace of penetration. The spoon sex position works great too because the angle is perfect. But if you’re looking for G-Spot stimulation during anal sex, I would have to recommend doing it doggy.
Good luck everyone! I hope that your anal adventures are fun, exciting, and that you have a lot of them!