How To Make A Booty Call

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Booty call!

Ah yes. The booty call. Your late-night Hail Mary for sex.

Booty calls are lots of fun, but there’s always a risk involved because every time you make a booty call it could be your last.

That’s not to suggest that you’ll get killed by the babe you’re booty calling, you just never know when you’re booty call privileges might be revoked.

To help you make more effective booty calls, I’m going to teach you how it’s done with phone booty call do’s and don’ts.

Are you ready to have all the sex you could possibly ever want with just a phone call? 

Choose Wisely

The most important thing about making a successful booty call is calling the right person. But who is the right person to call for a booty call?

Any of these should work:

  • A close friend with whom you have lots of sexual tension
  • An ex you’re on good terms with
  • Someone who was recently dumped
  • Someone who has been single for a while
  • Someone in-between relationships
  • Someone you had a one-night stand with

If you have anyone in your phone contacts that matches these descriptions, call them up later and ask them to come through just like Drizzy Drake:

Night Time is the Right Time

NEVER EVER MAKE A BOOTY CALL IN THE MORNING. Just because you’re lying in bed with nothing doesn’t mean everyone else is. Even if they are, assume that they’re not because your chances of getting someone to come over when the sun is up and they haven’t been drinking are extremely low.

I know you’re horny but you’re just going to have watch free sex videos and look at free nude pics on Sex.com until it’s dark outside. But don’t wait too late either! Once it starts to become morning, you’ve missed your booty call window.

It’s Booty Call, Not Booty Text!

Though it’s much more intimidating to actual call your booty call, it’s usually more successful because you’re interacting in realtime and you can gauge your potential partner’s interest a whole lot better.

Texts are easy to ignore and it’s harder to convey your tone / ulterior motives.

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What Am I Supposed to Say?

So it’s 1 am and you just called someone you want to have sex with. They pick up the phone and say, “Hello.” What are you supposed to say?

Whatever you do, don’t rush it. I know it’s tempting to say, “Listen. We both real horny for each other right now so we should just smash and get it over with like real quick.” but that’s not going to work. You need to ease them into the idea of meeting up because society frowns upon booty calls.

Men who make booty calls are pigs and women who go on booty calls are tramps. That’s not what I believe, but that’s what people are taught to think about booty calls. You need to ease them into the idea of either coming over or meeting up. So talk to them and when the time is right, propose meeting up.

Once you meet up, ramp up the physical contact to build sexual tension. Before you know it, you’ll be banging your booty call.

Set Some Ground-Rules

Your booty call rules are your rules. It’s totally up to you. If you don’t want them to sleep over, you need to make that clear when you’re laying out the ground-rules. Otherwise, people might start to get attached or fall in love, which is EXACTLY what you don’t want. So think carefully about what you want out of this booty call relationship and make rules that will help you achieve that.

Wait until the 2nd or 3rd time you make a booty call before laying out some ground-rules because if you try it on the first go, it’s going to be super awkward.

The one rule you should all include is “The Two-Way Street Rule”. Basically this rule states that you have clearance to call her when you’re feeling frisky but also that she can call you up whenever. Making sure that you’re both allowed to make the booty call will double your chances of getting laid late night.

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Dealing with rejection

You need to allow your booty call partner in crime to say no if it’s inconvenient for her.

You’re booty call success rate will not be 100. If she says, “I’m too tired” or “I’ve got a lot of things to do tomorrow” just respect her wishes and try again in a couple of days. If she’s still sticking you with this rhetoric, it’s probably because she’s making excuses and doesn’t want to see you. If that’s the case, time to move on.

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

After your first successful booty call, you’re going to feel like invincible. Sex whenever you want just by dialling a phone number?

Well, that’s not the way you should think of your booty call. A booty call is not sex that you can magically conjure up.

It’s a well of sex, which means that it is available sex but it’s limited sex. Use it sparingly. Ration your booty calls for when you really need them.

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Follow this advice and you will be a master of the booty call!

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Published on: November 14, 2013

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