Is it just me or is there some made up holiday for every single day of the year? For example, I bet you didn’t know that today (March 20th) is International Day of Happiness.
What is International Day of Happiness?
It’s the lovechild of the United Nations and Action For Happiness to promote real happiness and not consumer happiness. They believe that real happiness doesn’t come from buying and consuming commercial goods. Which is a nice idea but it’s awfully presumptuous. Who are they to say that the happiness I feel when buying a new, fly pair of shoes is any less real than the happiness I feel when a fly lady puts her titties in my face? It’s all happiness.
Regardless of how stupid it is to argue what is real happiness and fake happiness, I’m feeling festive (especially after how much of a downer the last post was). So in celebration of International Happiness Day, here are 10 things that make you happy.
10. When girls ditch their bras for hand-bras.
9. Big asses in yoga pants
8. Cold beer
7. Screenshotting nude Snapchats just in time.
6. Winter is officially over. Beach weather coming!
5. “Sleeping in”. (Sleeping in is code for morning sex)
4. White t-shirts when wet
3. Spending quality time with friends
2. Eating all the ice cream