Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Sex Toy Spree

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World’s Most Envied Couple

As Beyonce’s sex-fueled new album continues to dominate digital sales, she and husband Jay-Z decided to celebrate with a $6,000 sex toy shopping spree!

Celebrities. They’re just like us! 

According to a Radar Online anonymous tipster, the power couple spent Boxing Day at Babeland in New York City where they dropped approximately $6,000 on sex toys.

“They didn’t buy anything tacky or too extreme,” the insider told Radar. “It was all top-of-the-line stuff. Some of it was even gold-plated!”

Gold-plated? That must be LELO!

Perhaps Beyonce bought herself a gold Inez vibrator like this one:

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The Inez

Or perhaps Hova bought himself the world’s most distinguished gentleman butt plug, the EARL?

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Earl Butt Plug

It’s got to be one or the other.

Either way, it’s nice to know that the world’s sexiest couple indulges in sex toys. And when I say “The world’s sexiest couple” I mean that Beyonce is so sexy that she compensates for Jay-Z’s butt ugliness.

I like to think that after spending $6,000 on sex toys that the couple looked a little something like this:

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And yes, there is no Jay-Z in my Beyonce sex toy fantasy.

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Published on: December 30, 2013

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