JCVD Reveals an Affair with Kylie Minogue

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After 18 years, finally the Street Fighter movie has provided something other than ironic enjoyment for masochists willing to sit through 102 minutes of cinematic garbage.

While promoting The Expendables 2, Jean-Claude Van Damme revealed to The Guardian that he and Australian pop-star, Kylie Minogue had an affair while they were filming horrible arcade adaptation.

Here’s the dirt that JCVD revealed in what was surely a punch-drunk, slurred, French accent:

I tell you what, you should ask her. She’ll have a better memory. I’m 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on The Expendables? No, no. No. And let’s just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? … Sometimes you let go of stuff … I don’t know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair.

Until the public gets Kylie’s version of the affair this next quote is all we know for sure:

Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she’s so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn’t acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She’s a great lady.

It’s 1994. You’re in beautiful Thailand, contractually obligated to star in one of the worst movies ever made. Why not get some on the side? It’s the only thing they could do. This blog completely endorses any extra-marital affairs if it involves these two. JCVD is/was a stud. And I don’t have to tell you about Kylie:

Kylie Minogue

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Published on: August 13, 2012

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