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Jenna Jameson Enlists 4Chan’s Help with her Tits

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Jenna Jameson + 4Chan is a powerful duo

As a sex blogger, I have to visit some scary websites so you don’t have to. One of the sites I’m most afraid of is 4Chan because of their power to destroy people.

But if you’re a down-on-your-luck pornstar like Jenna Jameson, 4Chan could be the best place to turn when in need. Late on Friday night, this message appeared on 4Chan’s /b/ imageboard: 

“Hi Guys, it’s me, Jenna Jameson and I am having a really bad night,” wrote the on-again-off-again-on-again porn star. “My ex assistant who goes by the name of [redacted] turned out to be a con artist. I do not know if [redacted] is his last name. I finally found him out and fired him… Since he was previed [sic] to my personal information such as passwords he reset and probably deleted my twitter @jennajameson and has also removed all pictures of me and him from my instagram. He is completely fucking with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. I am in the process of consolidating and resetting all my passwords. I will be attaching images of him shortly.”

Even though Jenna Jameson asked that she not have to show her tits in order to find the con artist that sabotaged her online presence, that wasn’t going to happen. Luckily she obliged:

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She also fulfilled 4Chan’s “put shoe on head” request:

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Within an hour of meeting all of 4Chan’s demands, Anonymous had uncovered her assistant’s home address, his driver’s license number, his social security number, and his credit score.

Then she said thank you with this picture:

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Terrifying that they were able to find her ex-assistant’s most personal information in so little time, right?

Let this be a reminder to all of us NOT TO:

  1. Piss off 4chan
  2. Piss off Jenna Jameson

It’s nice to know that when you have no where else to turn, you can go to 4chan. Afterwards it’s just a quick flash of your boobs and a shoe on the head and then you wait for the internet-vigilante justice to roll in.

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