If you were running a dating website for young men to meet cougars, who would you get as a spokeswoman?
Just any old actress that you cast off Craigslist? No! You got to shell out the big bucks and get a bonafide hot MILF otherwise you’ll never get anyone signing up to your website ya dingus.
Thankfully, CougarLife.com understands this principle. That’s why Julia Ann is starring in a national commercial for CougarLife.com. Let’s take a look.
Julia Ann sure does make dating an older woman appealing. Especially if that older woman is Julia Ann.
Even though the production value of the commercial is low and the acting is subpar (not Julia Ann, the other chicks), I will say that this is the most effective commercial I have seen in a long time.
Allow me to illustrate:
Seeing Julia Ann made me think of this:
And CougarLife.com made me think of getting next to sexy MILFs like Julia Ann.
And then…well…this happened…
Well played CougarLife.com. You got me this time. And since I already made an account on CougarLife.com, there won’t be a next time. Damn it.
When are advertiser going to learn that the only convincing they need to do to get people to buy their product is to show us one woman that we’ve seen naked on the internet once?
Yo, but for real. To all the MILFs and the Cougars out there, hit me up on CougarLife.com:
As you can see from the screencap of my CougarLife.com profile I’m quite the catch. 4’11”. Heavy-set. Unknown eye color, hair color, and ethnicity. Location censored by the government.
What cougar wouldn’t want to date me?
This is going to be me any minute now: