A couple in Kansas Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, were arrested last night for lewd and lascivious behavior. In Kansas, lewd and lascivious behavior “means they publicly engaged in sexual intercourse or sodomy with knowledge that they are being viewed by others.”
Julian and Tina were reportedly so horny that they began “sexually fondling” each other in an aisle of a Walmart. On top of the PDA, the couple is facing charges of theft because they stole a tube of K-Y jelly. Time is of the essence when getting down in public so it only makes sense that they would steal the lube.
Their sentencing all depends on the audience of their sex show. Not necessarily for eye-witness testimony.
The law states that if anyone under 16 saw the show, they will be charged with a felony rather than a misdemeanor. Either felony or misdemeanor, the charges carry a six month prison sentence.
Police said that the couple was cooperative and did not appear to be under the influence. Given the heatwave in Kansas, it’s not surprising this couple went a little crazy. Just how hot is it in Kansas? It’s been averaging 111 degrees Fahrenheit for the entire summer. It broke briefly in mid-July put it’s back and worse than ever.
Don’t let this Kansas couple’s escapades dissuade you from having sex in public. First thing you need to remember is keep a low profile and stay out of fluorescent lit Walmart aisles.
For more advice check the archive for Sex.com’s Tips for Sex in Public.