I’ll admit it, I’m a huge Katy Perry fan.
It’s not just that she takes clichés and turns them into song lyrics. It’s not just that she’s spreading a message of female empowerment.
No, what makes me a Katy Perry fan is her big, beautiful breasts that she’s so happy to display for all her fans to enjoy.
I had lost faith in Katy when she started dating Russell Brand and then I totally wrote her off when she started dating John Mayer. However, Katy’s redeemed herself by exposing some serious cleavage on the February 2014 issue of GQ.
Let’s take a good long look at Katy Perry’s cleavage courtesy of GQ.
The nice thing about Katy Perry’s boobs aren’t just that they’re huge, but they’re real too!
She told GQ, “I’ve never had any plastic surgery. Not a nose, not a chin, not a cheek, not a tit. So my messages of self-empowerment are truly coming from an au natural product.”
Good for you Katy!
You know what would really help convey your message of self-empowered? If you would just lift up your shirt a tiny bit.
I mean, Katy Perry cleavage is great but it’s 2014 and I’m trying to see some Katy Perry underboob cleavage. Something more like this the next time:
Yup. Do that some more and I guarantee that you’re gonna hear me roar…
Topless Katy Perry making me feel like I’m living in a teenage dream…
Come on baby you’re a firework, come on baby show them what you’re worth…so dump them titties out…
Babes like Katy, they are so magical. Soft skin, red lips, so kissable. Hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it. Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent.
Ok. That’s enough quoting Katy Perry songs.