Poor predictable porn industry.
Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian’s younger half-sister and fashion model, turned 18 yesterday and of course that means she was flooded with porn offers.
TMZ reports that at least six porn companies have extended porn offers to Kendall Jenner including Brazzers, Babes, Digital Playground, and BangYouLater.com.
I’ve yet to find any details about the Brazzers and Babes offers, but Digital Playground has offered Kendall Jenner the option to have sex with their flagship pornstar Jesse Jane and BangYouLater.com has offered $1.8 million to film her having sex with the partner of her choice.
I’m surprised there aren’t more than six offers. I had assumed that since Kim Kardashian is only famous because of her sex tape, that once the younger, hotter Jenner/Kardahian turned 18, the whole industry would jump on it.
Heck, even I had my eye on it. Look at this Post-It note that’s been chilling at the bottom of my iMac for the last few months:
Whatever that scratched out thing is, ignore it. It might be top secret Sex.com code. I don’t know. I don’t remember.
So yes. Just as I suspected, the second Kendall Jenner turned 18, the porn industry did its best to claim her.
While there’s no doubt in my mind that a Kendall Jenner porn would be huge, I can guarantee that it’s never going to happen.
For one, the interest in a Kendall Jenner porn is falsely inflated by MindGeek. MindGeek owns Brazzers, Babes, and Digital Playground. So one company made at least three out of the six offers. Since MindGeek knows how unlikely it is for Kendall Jenner to abandon her runway modelling career for a porn modelling career, they’ve decided to employ the bidding war strategy to make it appear as though a Kendall Jenner porn is in high demand and that it could be extremely lucrative. After all, unless you read AVN on a daily basis, you probably don’t know that MindGeek owns all these companies.
It almost worked when MindGeek (formerly Manwin) used the bidding war strategy to get Courtney Stodden in porn, so why not try it again Kendall Jenner?
Some of you might be thinking, “Damn. $1.8 million for one porn video? I’d let someone film me having sex for way less than that. She should take that offer and make that money.”
You and me would take that $1.8 million because we’re not up-and-coming fashion models that star on a somewhat popular reality TV show. I can guarantee that Kendall Jenner is surrounded by managers, agents, and lawyers all telling her how accepting any porn offers would screw her chances of being anything than a one-time pornstar. Kim Kardashian’s sex tape somehow managed to catapult her and her family to stardom and now they don’t even acknowledge the existence of the sex tape because they know that pornstars don’t have widespread mainstream appeal.
I don’t know why people assume that filming a sex tape will do anything but create a small media buzz and then be forgotten instantly. It’s a fucking miracle that Kim and the rest of the Kardashians are celebrities thanks to the sex tape. For Kendall Jenner to follow in her half-sister’s footsteps would be a huge mistake because she’s already made it. It would be a regression on their part.
Then again, some of you may know that Bruce and Kris Jenner are in the middle of a messy divorce. They are facing a battle over Kris Jenner’s $125 million fortune. Would the impending financial battle between her parents make Kendall Jenner more likely to accept a lucrative porn offer?
NO. Kendall Jenner is fortunate enough to be the biological daughter of Bruce and Kris. So no matter who gets what of the fortune, Kendall will still be able to access the fortune because she’s the eldest daughter of that marriage. At least that’s how it was when my parents divorced and had to split up the fortune. What better way to win the affection of your progeny than with cold, hard cash? Kendall Jenner doesn’t need money.
So will there be a Kendall Jenner porn?
No. There will not be. Celebrities only film sex tapes and porn movies for a quick paycheque or for media exposure, two things that Kendall Jenner doesn’t appear to need.
This is just a standard publicity tactic by the sadly predictable porn industry. They’re playing on Kim Kardashian sex tape nostalgia with a “she’s now 18!” twist. But hey, it works. Until people realize that these offers are totally meaningless, they’ll keep making them.
But then again, it’s good that they tried because a Kendall Jenner porn would be amazing.