Has this ever happened to you? You’re at your local dive bar because it’s 4pm on a Tuesday. You’re chatting with this real good looking babe that’s totally into you. And you’re flirting and drinking and flirting, when all of a sudden she goes, “Hey baby, where your ride at?” And then all smooth like, you’re like, “I let valets decide that.”
So you’re on your way home, all excited to have sex with this fine creature…but once it starts going down you quickly realize that she’s just going to lay there looking super bored until you’re done?
WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT?
I don’t care how hot she is, boring sex is still boring. So, to help you avoid bringing home babes for boring sex, keep your eyes peeled for these 5 telltale signs that she’s good in bed before you bring her home.
1. SHE GOT SWAG
Confidence is sexy. Everyone knows that. Confidence makes the most repulsive of men passable and makes all women totally irresistible. So if the woman you’re chatting up exudes confidences, it’s almost guaranteed that her confidence in the bar (or wherever you are) carries over into the bedroom.
Of course, if that confidence doesn’t carry over, there’s nothing wrong with compliments for encouragement. Reassuring her that she’s got hella swag will give her a boost in the bedroom.
2. SHE DRINK COCKTAILS
What is she drinking? A white wine spritzer or a vodka martini? Maybe she’s drinking Tequila? What does this have to do with anything? Well, a study from Mindset Media found that wine drinkers tend to be less adventurous than people who prefer liquor. Vodka drinkers, in particular, like to be in charge and independent. Tequila drinkers are free-spirited, outgoing and fun to be around.
Taking charge and independent/free-spirited, outgoing and fun to be around? Sounds like good qualities to have in the bedroom. Oh yes it does.
3. SHE EATS SLOWLY
Obviously people who are slow eaters are super annoying because you have to sit and watch them savor their meals while your plate is totally bare, but at least there’s a bright side. A woman who appreciates food and eats slowly is probably dynamite in bed.
Why is that? Because eating and sex are both primal, sensual experiences. A woman who takes her time to savor her food probably has an in-depth appreciation for life’s carnal pleasures. Does that mean she likes to take her time in the bedroom? Not necessarily. Like all foodies, she’ll probably need to see what exactly is on the menu before making a decision…sexually.
4. SHE DRINKS COFFEE
This is similar to the one above, but it’s still important ok? Alan Hirsch, M.D., a neurologist and director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago studied 720 people, ages 24 to 59, to find out how ice cream flavors relate to personality. Some flavors corresponded to low self-esteem (Pistachio if I had to guess) or conservatism (Vanilla, obviously).
But wouldn’t you know it? Coffee was the flavor associated with dramatic, seductive and flirtatious people. So if she wants to get coffee as the evening is wrapping up…it might just mean that she loves coffee. Coffee lovers, however, are seductive and flirtatious people. So you better get yourself a cup of coffee too because you’re about to up all night boning.
5. SHE’S AN ATHLETE
Always find a place to sneak in this question: “Do you like to exercise?”
This may not come as a surprise but athletes are dynamite in the sack. That’s because playing sports or getting exercise has made these women confident in their bodies as well as coordinated, flexible, strong and ready to endure hours of sexual pleasure. The connection to your physical self is intensified from playing sports and exercising, which definitely means the sex will be great.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT!
5 totally non-sexual tells that may just give away whether or not she’s good in bed. I’d like to remind you now that everyone is an individual, so these sweeping generalization written here may not apply. Just it’s always worth a try! At the very least, you’ll be paying close attention to the things she says, does and wants, which could very well make a better informed decision as to whether or not you want to have sex with her. But if you’re a man, I’m going to guess that you’ll have sex with anyone and anything.