Was New Year’s Eve a bit of a let down? Don’t let it get you down. Just remember…
Brand new year! Brand new month! Brand new Twisty’s Treat of the Month!
I can almost guarantee that 2014 is going to be a great year because the lovely Lauren Clare is here to make sure that we start 2014 on the right foot.
For those of you not familiar with Lauren Clare, she’s a very sexy 18 year-old adult model from Louisville, Kentucky. Her measurements are a perfect 32B-24-32. Truthfully I don’t know what those numbers mean but I’ve seen her nude and I’d give her an A+. Someone remind that these are the measurements I like.
Lauren Clare got in to the adult industry after she turned 18 thanks to an anonymous Facebook message. I have no details as to who sent that Facebook message, nor what it said to convince this gorgeous young lady to pose nude professionally but we are in your debt sir or madam.
So yeah, last night sucked. But at least we have Lauren Clare here to ring in the new year properly!
Oh yes. By the power vested in me by Lauren Clare’s perfect, nude body, I hear by declare that 2014 is going to be super dope.
What’s crazy is that there’s even more Lauren Clare and more babes over at Twisty’s, so go check them out!