Leaked photo of world’s hottest MILF
January 9, 2013 
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Jennifer Coolidge, #2 MILF of all-time
Do you ever find yourself wondering why MILFs are so great?
Unfortunately, your love of other mothers most likely harkens back to Oedipal urges buried deep within your subconscious…but we don’t need to talk about that!
Let’s put Freud aside and just agree that we’re not being Oedipal and that some moms are just hot ladies who also happen to be mothers.
MILF is a term that gets tossed around a bit too liberally these days. Most of the time it’s just used to describe an older looking woman, completely disregarding the “M” in the acronym. To be a MILF, you have to be a mother. Those are just the rules, so please try to abide by them.
Now that I have sufficiently bored you with the semantics of MILF-dom, allow me to present a leaked photo of the world’s hottest MILF.
While there are plenty of hot MILFs out there, I think we can all agree that Beyonce Knowles is officially the hottest since having Blue Ivy last year. Don’t believe me? Her new GQ cover that just leaked is all evidence that this claim needs:
MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!
Let’s analyze this cover. First of all, she had a baby last year and she looks amazing. Some women’s bodies change drastically after pregnancy but Beyonce’s famous curves haven’t changed. If anything they’ve gotten better because they have been used for nature’s intended purpose, child-bearing (or perhaps enhanced by Photoshop).
Second! Sexy leopard-print underwear. It’s great!
Third…the crop-top. Crop-tops are the perfect article of clothing to display sex appeal because it shows off sexy midriffs and can accentuate the breasts. The crop-top Beyonce is wearing on the cover allows us to see just enough of Beyonce’s (probably) amazing boobs to drive every man and woman in the world crazy. Combining this leopard-print panties allows us full view of her hips and stomach, which are incredible despite the fact she just had a baby.
Everything about this cover works together in Beyonce’s favor. She is the world’s hottest MILF.
If you’re still not convinced, watch the music video for her single Countdown. It features a still pregnant Beyonce and even at 7 or 8 months pregnant she’s sexy than any woman in the world.
Make sure to watch the Superbowl on February 3rd because she’s doing the halftime show and it’s going to be great. Until then, congratulations Beyonce, you are the world’s hottests MILF!
UPDATE
Turns out that the issue of GQ is the “100 Sexiest Women of the 21st Century“. Obviously, super-MILF Beyonce is a great choice and we can’t wait to see who else made the list because this century is only 13 years old… A little premature GQ…
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