Despite possessing a love of food that has done irreparable damage to my digestive system and a love of sex that will surely lead to early onset arthritis in my hips, I must admit that I’ve never been a huge fan of food play.
You’d think that if a person loves food almost as much as he loves sex, combining the two passions would be a match made in heaven. However, sexy food play has always resulted in disappointment for me. Years ago, I was sexually involved with a lady that couldn’t get off without having food smeared all over her slender, nude body. So if we were going to have sex, we’d have to wait an hour or so to melt enough chocolate to smear all over her body. And while that may sound hot in theory, the reality of it was tedious, messy, and a colossal waste of chocolate.
Respect if your food fetish allows you to combine food and sex, but I’m forced to enjoy these two wonderful things separately.
That is…until Luci Ford came along with an argument in favor of food play.
In case you missed the BABES ON INSTAGRAM post featuring Luci Ford’s sexy Instagram pictures, Luci Ford is a new girl on the block that’s causing a splash with horny dudes on the internet thanks to her love of showing off her splendidly big tits on the internet.
Today, she uses the hypnotic powers of her big tits to convince us that food play is actually very awesome.
EXHIBIT A: Luci Ford’s hot body vs. a watermelon.
Watermelons are juicy and delicious. Watermelons are so good that they’ve become synonymous with big tits. Well, it’s probably more likely that big tits are synonymous with watermelons because of their shape, but who cares! Luci Ford takes on a watermelon in the clip below and it will have you heading to the produce section of your local grocery store so you can cut it up, feed it and smear it to that busty lady in your life.
EXHIBIT B: Luci Ford’s hot body vs. spaghetti.
Spaghetti is not something that I would associate with being sexy. When I think of spaghetti, I think of a shrivelled, old Italy woman slaving over a hot stove for days on end perfecting her sauce.
However, when Luci Ford eats spaghetti, all I want to do is smear the pasta and tomato sauce all over that tight, Team USA bathing suit. Look at how Luci Ford eats spaghetti and tell me you don’t want to do the exact same thing.
In conclusion, I just want to thank Luci Ford.
Her recent work that combines watermelons and spaghetti with her incredible big tits has helped me realize that a handful of bad experiences with sexual food play is no reason to write it off completely.
Have you ever tried food play? If so, how was it?