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You know what really bugs me? When guys are all like, “Man, I don’t ever give my girl head. That shit is gross!”

No, it’s not.

Get over yourself and give your girl head.

It’s just plain selfish for men to expect blowjobs without having to ever to return the favor. To make sure that you ladies are getting the cunnilingus you deserve, I’ve come up with a few things for you to do to make your pussy a pussy worth eating

HYGIENE!!!!!

You know what they say about first impressions. If your pussy smells a little off the first few times you’re actually able to get him down there, he won’t be so willing the next time.

This commercial should help illustrate why it’s important for your pussy to smell good:

A clean vagina is a vagina that’s worth eating out. It’s as simple as that.

Take a washcloth and some natural soaps without strong perfume or scents and give that thing a good scrub. Any trimming or styling of the pubic hair is to avoid choking on hair while we’re down there is appreciated but not totally necessary.

Hygiene doesn’t stop at the washing. Your vagina’s taste can be altered by the panties you wear and the detergent you use. Try not to use detergent with lots of dyes or scents and make sure that the panties you’re wearing before sex are clean!

Do your best to maintain a hygienic pussy and sooner or later men will be dropping to their knees, begging to give you head wherever you go.

(Note: The same is true for men. Keep your penis clean to get more blowjobs)

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DIET!

You already know that men can improve the taste of their semen by eating and avoiding certain foods. Is it any surprise that women can improve the taste of their vaginas the same way?

Of course not!

So what foods should you eat to improve the taste of your vagina? They are:

  • Pineapples
  • Apples
  • Celery
  • Yogurt
  • Red grapes
  • Cranberry juice
  • Mint
  • Watermelon
  • Strawberries

You are what you eat, right? Well in this particular case, your vagina is what you eat. These foods are all high in natural sugars, which should off-set any bad tastes your body might be emitting.

There are good foods for your vagina’s taste, but there are also foods that you should avoid because they can make your vagina taste a little funky.

The foods to avoid are:

  • Beer
  • Coffee
  • Hard alcohol
  • Asparagus
  • Milk
  • Onions
  • Green onions
  • Meat
  • Fish
  • Cigarettes

Stinky foods will make your body stinky.

Now, I’m not suggesting that you should give up drinking, smoking, or eating meat just to make your vagina taste better. 12 to 24 hours before an important sex date, drink lots of water and avoid these foods. The water will flush out all the bad tastes and they’ll be replaced by the natural sugars from the list above.

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Watching your Hygiene and diet will make your vagina taste amazing. But how are you supposed to get him to go down on you all the time?

I’m glad you asked.

You see, men are very gullible and easy to manipulate creatures. Especially when it comes to sex.

When you’re ready to be eaten out, all you have to do is say, “I want you to eat my pussy.” You might want to try saying it in a sexy tone of voice. Not quite a moan, not quite a whisper. Somewhere in the middle.

If he declines, grab his penis and start stroking the shaft. Do this for a minute and ask again. More often than not, a light teasing is all you need to do to get your way.

If he’s still not keen on eating out your pussy, you’re just going to have to take charge. You can take charge in one of two ways:

1) Force his head down to your crotch. 

2) Start giving him a blowjob.

I can’t really recommend forcing his head down to your vagina so that he can eat out your vagina because that could set a bad precedent in the bedroom.

Instead, convince him to give you head by giving him head. Once you have his full attention by giving him a blowjob, assume the 69 position. Now he’s forced to make a choice: stop the sex altogether or eat your pussy. I think you know which one he’ll choose.

If you’ve kept up the good hygiene and watched what you ate, he’ll notice that your pussy is a pussy worth eating.

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There is one more thing that you need to do to make sure he’s more than willing to give you head and that thing is: Give lots of encouragement.

Men already know that we’re sexually-incompetent. Our fingers and penises have yet to give you an orgasm, so why would our mouths be any different? That’s where your encouragement is key.

Don’t just say, “That’s not working you moron!” Criticism will keep men away from eating you out.

Instead, be encouraging. Say, “Wow! That feels really cool! You’re great at this!” This is just the confidence booster man needs whilst eating out a pussy. As your man’s confidence grows, make sure to throw in direction for him like, “Keep doing that.” or “A little to the left.”

Congratulations! You now have a pussy worth eating!

It’s only a matter of time before your pussy is getting eaten out every morning:

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Or whenever you find some downtime:

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Or when you’re trying to clean yourself up:

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Or when you’re on your lunch break:

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Even your girlfriends will want to taste!

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