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The Male Masturbation Toy You Can Carry Around In Your Pocket

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Japanese sex toy manufacturer Tenga (whom you may remember as the creator of the robot handjob machine) has created a new disposable male masturbation toy that you can carry around with you in your pocket.

The Pocket Tenga Wave Line is about the size of a condon in a wrapper and it contains a textured plastic sleeve with lubricant so now when you’re masturbating on the go, you don’t have to just use your unlibricated hand like a Neanderthal. The Pocket Tenga Wave Line comes in three styles: “Wave Line,” “Block Edge,” and “Click Ball.” Now, I don’t know what we’re supposed to think about the different styles of this disposable male masturbation toy because none of these names entice me to masturbate.

The synthetic sleeve is not unlike Tenga’s other disposable male masturbation toy, the EGG, except that the Pocket Tenga Wave Line is more geared towards frequent travellers I suppose? Actually, as I write about Tenga’s new male masturbation toy that can be discreetly carried around with you wherever you go, I’m trying to figure out who will buy this.

Seriously. Who really needs a male masturbation toy that they can carry around with them? Are there men in this world that like their male masturbation toys so much that they wish they could hide one in the restroom of their workplace? Or bring their male masturbation toy to their favorite restaurant? Or bring a male masturbation toy to the Greyhound station’s gloryhole just in case there’s no one on the other end?

Oh wait. What am I saying? Of course there are men that like their male masturbation toy that much. Men are pigs!

If you’re the kind of man that will masturbate literally everywhere and anywhere, then maybe Tenga’s Pocket Tenga Wave Line is for you. At least it might enhance your masturbation experience and cut down on clean-up before the shame of masturbating behind the Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster sets in.

Starting May 1st, you can buy these toys for $1.94 a pop from Tenga’s website. So…why not right? Two dollars is a reasonable price to pay to give yourself an excuse to masturbate in public I guess.

Anyways, here are some pictures of the Pocket Tenga Wave Line. Maybe ask yourself if you’re masturbating too much before you buy one? But if your mind tells you, “You’re not masturbating nearly enough!” then buy some.

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Call me crazy, but if these toys catch on and masturbation becomes even easier for men, I predict that human civilization will end much sooner than we ever anticipated. All that we as a species will leave behind are mountains of used Pocket Tengas.

via Kotaku
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