Reddit’s Ask Me Anything is generally one of the best things to check on the internet (other than Sex.com and the Sex.com Blog, of course). Yesterday, AMA set a new standard of excellence when a man known only as “DoubleDickDude” answered all questions on what it’s like to have two fully functioning penises.
“DoubleDickDude” is a man with Diphallia, a rare condition where a man is born with two penises.
Really? Two penises?!
Yep. Two dicks, one man.
So what is sex like for a man with two dicks? Well that’s the beauty of AMA because of course someone asked it and here’s what DoubleDickDude had to say:
I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i’ve got two dicks. lol
Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol
Stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking… too hard. i ususlly just jerk the right one.
In the past before my committed relationship I used to DP all the time. The best times were when they couldn’t handle more than my right cock at first, but after an hour or so I was using both and they didn’t have any idea. lol Until after, after they were like “OMG I’M SO WIDE DOWN THERE!” lol
And to cap it all off, DoubleDickDude might be the only man in the world that has a legitimate reason to orgasm every single day because his two dicks create so much seminal fluid in his prostate that he needs to get it out.
Now obviously DoubleDickDude is one of the most fascinating men in the whole world, but now that we know what it’s like to have two penises, I’d like to ask you…
WOULD YOU WANT TWO DICKS?
Personally, I’m fine with just one. It’s already so itchy and burns so bad whenever anything comes out that I wouldn’t want to double my pain.