I have a wish-list of celebrity sex tapes that I hope to see released before I die (or lose interest in celebrity sex tapes, which would probably only happen after I’m dead). It’s full of the usual suspects. I’d like to see a Charlize Theron sex tape, a Marisa Tomei sex tape, an Oprah Winfrey* sex tape, just to name a few.
Of course, I’ve always wished for a Marilyn Monroe sex tape, but since she died in 1962 I’ve never thought it was possible. Marilyn Monroe is one of the sexy celebrities of all time, and if she had not “committed suicide” back in 1962, I like to believe that she would have done more nude photo shoots and sex scenes. But a sex tape? No way.
Well I might be wrong about never being able to see a Marilyn Monore sex tape. RadarOnline is reporting that a Marilyn Monroe sex tape could be soon released.
But this isn’t just any old Marilyn Monroe sex tape. God knows we would have been fine with a Marilyn Monroe-Joe DiMaggio sex tape, but this is even juicier. The Marilyn Monroe sex tape is allegedly a threesome featuring President John F. Kennedy and his brother Robert F. Kennedy.
The never-before-seen sex tape shot on 8mm between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedy brothers will be auctioned by the Tulare County Sheriff in California which has seized the tape as part of a lawsuit involving William Castleberry.
Who is William Castleberry?
William Castleberry is a 56-year-old memorabilia collector who was slapped with a lawsuit when he allegedly sold a fake statue to several people in Visalia, Calif. He had been making payments to satisfy the debt, but according to Castleberry, lawyers demanded a balloon payment that he simply couldn’t afford to pay.
“They demanded a $90,000 payment I couldn’t afford and that is when the sheriff came in and seized the sex tape and all of my other memorabilia I have been collecting my entire life,” he told RadarOnline.
“I was told several years ago that Mr. Castleberry had a sex tape of Marilyn Monroe, JFK & RFK,” said attorney Ryan Sullivan, who is representing the plaintiffs in the case against Castleberry.
“I was at the house when the sheriff was seizing the property. I’m simply trying to recover the money for my clients… I was able to locate a 8 mm film in a canister at the house, which was turned over to the Visalia Sheriff’s Department.”
Sullivan also said, “I have no idea what is on the tape, it could be what Mr. Castleberry says, or it could be a Disney cartoon. The only way anyone will ever know is if they buy it and view it. The entire lot will go up for auction on Tuesday and the minimum bid will be $200,000.”
I hope the Marilyn Monroe sex tape featuring the Kennedy’s is real, but I’m not too optimistic because he sold that fake statue and lost his lawsuit. Who can say whether this is the real deal or just another fraud?
I’m hoping that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape is real not only to put an end to these rumors but also for the sake of American history. There have been decades worth of rumors that Monroe had affairs with both Kennedy brother and to get visual evidence of not just the affairs but the wild sex the three of them had would make all these years of wondering worthwhile.
Plus, why should the Kim Kardashian sex tape be history’s most important sex tape? Her sex tape doesn’t deserve that title. History’s most important sex tape belongs to Marilyn Monroe and the President of the United States.
With the auction tomorrow, I guess we’ll find out whether or not a Marilyn Monroe sex tape is real very soon. But for now, I’m happy to believe that footage exists of Marilyn Monroe getting spit roasted by the 35th President of the United States and his brother.
To get you hyped, here’s Marilyn Monroe nude: