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Masturbate To Stay Slim – Chico’s Sex Advice

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Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

Today’s question comes from a young man named “HunterBoy”. HunterBoy asks,

“My friend told me that if I masturbate I will always be slim…is it true?!?? If not then how many times I can do masturbate in one month??” 

Excellent question, HunterBoy!

First off, your friend is a goddamn liar.

I’m no doctor but as a former fat person I can tell you that it staying slim takes work. There’s no quick fix to staying slim. You have to watch what you eat and exercise regularly if you want to stay slim. Sorry, I know you wanted to hear that masturbating all the time will count as exercise but the human body doesn’t work that way.

The average person consumes 2000 calories per day. Ten minutes of vigorous cardiovascular exercise burns approximately 120 calories. Though you may masturbate vigorously, you’re only using one arm (unless you have some secret masturbation technique you’d like to tell us about). So you’re definitely not burning enough calories to stay slim.

But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t masturbate! It won’t keep you slim but there are lots of other benefits to regular masturbation.

Regular masturbation can lower the risk of prostate cancer, prevents erectile dysfunction, helps you last longer during sex, boosts your immune system, and lowers stress. That’s just as good as staying slim, right?

Now, how many times can you masturbate in a month? That’s up to you to find out. I’m sorry but I can’t help you with that.

I can recommend that you try recording every time you masturbate in a month and then try and break that record the next month. Just don’t hurt yourself, OK?

HunterBoy, thank you for your question! I hope this helped.

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Comments

  • hunter

    thanks…