Summer can be hard for goths.
They have to deal with sunshine and good vibes all summer long. Let me tell you, sunshine and good vibes are two things that don’t go well with goth culture.
Normally I would just feel bad for goths in the summer time. However, while scrolling through pages and pages of free porn on Sex.com, I came across Mellisa Clarke posing on the beach (specifically, the sexy Mellisa Clarke picture at the beginning of this post).
For all intents and purposes, Mellisa Clarke is goth.
Feel free to tell me otherwise in the comments, but the truth is I don’t care. I really do not care if she doesn’t actually listen to Bauhaus or if she’s never seen The Crow or whatever goths are into these days. Melissa Clarke looks sort of goth, which is good enough for me.
Just be happy that I didn’t choose Kate Upton for this beach goth Babe of the Day.
Anyways, seeing Mellisa Clarke’s sexy beach pic on Sex.com got me thinking…
Why are there no sexy goths hanging at the beach? There’s nothing I like better than incongruity and a sexy goth at the beach is full of incongruity.
In general, where are all the sexy goths?
They used to be all over the high school.
I’m making Mellisa Clarke (the sexiest goth of all time) Babe of the Day on the condition that the sexy goths of the world come out of hiding. We love your pale skin, dark hair, and bleak outlook on life and humanity.
For anyone who doubts that goths can be sexy, it is my pleasure to introduce you to Mellisa Clarke, the babe of the day:
I just thought of something.
I think I know where are the sexy goths are.
They’ve been poached by Suicide Girls and being held captive with exclusive contracts. Why Suicide Girls? Why won’t you share your sexy goths?
Thank god the sexiest goth, Mellisa Clarke, is out getting nude on beaches.
See you at the beach sexy goths!