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In Memory of Fred Phelps, Here’s a Bunch of Lesbians

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Celebrate Fred Phelps death with some gay sex!

If you’ve looked at the internet in the last couple of days, you probably saw that infamous Westboro Baptist Church patriarch Fred Phelps has been teetering on the edge of death.  Well now he’s finally going to get to go to heaven where he’ll hopefully discover that God is gay and he’s been completely wrong about everything and then he’ll start making out with a bunch of boy angels and then give them all blowjobs.  That’s how I imagine it’ll happen anyways.

I don’t want to say I wished death upon him, because I don’t wish death on anyone, but I can’t even begin to pretend like I’m sad about this.

To be fair, it seems like Freddy had been ex-communicated from being the church’s leader for quite some time now. He was still a huge loser.

The Church has been forcing themselves into headlines for a long time now, and really, the only difference between them and any other h8r is that they make the front page of mainstream news sources all of the time for their dumb and hateful tactics.

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And so I ask you Westboro Baptist Church, how could you possibly derive so much pleasure from hating beautiful women like those in this post?  Are you driven so mad by blind hatred that you can’t sit in your home browsing this fantastic blog, enjoying the transcendent pleasure of some girl-on-girl action?

Freddy Phelps, you really messed up.  Now that you’ve left the Earth forever, there’s no guarantee that you’ll ever be able to browse the internet again (unless they have the internet in heaven?)  And now you’ll never get to watch lesbians (or gay guys if that’s your thang) boning on Sex.com.  And that’s my own brand of personal hell.

For all of the people that aren’t dead, please check out this gallery. It should illustrate to you that homophobia in all its forms is a colossal waste of time.

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