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Miami Dolphin’s Chad Johnson Thinking About Doing Porn

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At Chad Johnson’s Miami Dolphins media session yesterday let us know what his plans might be after his football career. He said:

“I’m always looking to a second job (if I don’t make the team). Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do.”

It’s good to have Ochocinco back. Remember before he went to New England he was a real character? For example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p8gFmFzp4

In anticipation for Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson porn career, I am preparing a board dedicated to him: http://www.sex.com/chicodusty/ochocinco/

What’s funny is that right before the porn comment, Chad had this to say about his time in New England:

“Learned a lot of things: Discipline, learned to shut the f— up for a year.”

So glad that he’s already forgotten what he learned last season.

 

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Comments

  • nymph daddy

    mr. daddy here,
    i auditioned for several “male talent” parts this week. as you all know, montreal is the 3rd pornography capital of north america . anyway, nobody would cast me. it had nothing to do with my below average penis length or circumference (i.e. size). i was told it had everything to do with my hips. apparently i do this signature move with my pelvis, it’s kind of a round-and-round motion, i just go at it swinging my hips in circles for lengths at a time, it’s a total outer body experience i just lose it in the moment. so yeah, it doesn’t translate on tape (it was a low budget studio). that’s all for today, i think i’m going to start treating this thing more like my weekly SAA (s for secular) meeting.
    daddy out.

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Hi Mr. Daddy,

    The hip motion you’re describing is actually what we in the industry call “screwing”. Screwing is a term used at large just to describe sex but it is actually the specific circular penetration rather “fucking” which is a back and forth thrusting motion.

    As HD becomes the industry standard, expect to see a rise in “screwing”.

    Whatever you want to say, Mr. Daddy, I’m willing to hear it.

  • Dale Cooper

    Seisneuve