I’d like to thank Miley for her performance because I feel like she’s finally found a way to make Christmas sexy and hopefully these catch on as Christmas traditions.
Instead of actual reindeer, why not have a bunch of scantily clad babes wearing prancing around in antlers?
Instead of sitting on Santa’s lap, why not twerk on his junk?
If this isn’t your idea of Christmas, take a look at the pictures and see if you won’t reconsider:
Actually, Christmas is fine the way it is.