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Miley Cyrus Goes Full Porn, Gives Blowjob On Stage

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Miley Cyrus has out-done herself yet again.

Last night, Miley Cyrus performed at London’s G-A-Y Heaven, where she made a suggestive comment about date rape that made it sounds ok.

“You know, everyone’s a little bit gay,” she told the crowd. “It’s the truth. Everyone’s gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do.”

While I do agree with Miley that everyone is in fact a little bit gay because sexuality isn’t black and white. Sexuality is more like fifty shades of grey (see what I did there?). But date rape is seriously uncool.

I was date raped once. The year was 2009. My friend Doug was about to marry a lovely young lady named Tracy, and right before the wedding my friends Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper decided to have a bachelor party for Doug in glamorous Las Vegas. We were all having a great time, until suddenly I blacked out and woke the next morning with Ken Jeong’s dick in my mouth. Not cool.

Anyways, Miley Cyrus has made up for her deplorable date rape comment by going full porn on stage.

There was the usual ass-flaunting:

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And there was some finger-banging:

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But Miley, being Miley, took it to a whole new level when she decided to ride a huge inflatable cock:

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And then things really went crazy when Miley Cyrus took a blow-up doll and started to suck him off:

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So while Miley Cyrus definitely loses points for her date rape comment, she also managed to gain a lot of points for showing London (and the world) that she’s got some serious blowjob skills and that she can ride a massive dick.

So…I guess everything cancels out and we can just continue on with our day while we eagerly await the day that Miley is so turnt up on molly that she finally has sex on stage. Simulating sex on stage is cool Miley, but if you really want to turn up you got to do the real deed on stage.

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Comments

  • anonimus

    Her parents must be proud…
    What is so exiting about her? She’s simply a wh*re on stage, is that hot?
    What are the values in “modern” western countries? Show more of your body, have sex with everyone (for example, “Big Bang Theory”, where Penny, so beloved character, is not more than ordinary sl*t)
    Some freak is winning Eurovision – and it is alright for children to watch that stuff and populate more freaks like that.
    With that kind of behaviour it is not hard to predict a future of “modern” society.

  • palmo

    and still some freaks talk about shit, i´m very proud they only do this anominously today

  • Peanus Gaglery

    You got nothing to say about the men of Entourage? Californication? Two and a half men? What is your prediction of modern society, I’m very curious to see what you can pull out of your a$$. Nothing is funnier than a hypocrite preaching “values”. Peace.

  • polywan

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