Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram yesterday. The caption she wrote for this picture was, “#fuckyeahtampa yasss that’s a bruise on my arssss“.
Hm…bruise eh? Should have gone #nofilter because I don’t see no damn bruise. But I do see some funny business going on with her hand and her “pussy region”. Please excuse the technical medical jargon.
Let’s take a closer look:
Hm…interesting. I still don’t see a bruise but there’s definitely something else going on…
Let’s get a little bit closer…
Y’all see that bruise? Just kidding. That’s Miley Cyrus masturbating on Instagram. Unfortunately it’s just some light masturbation. More of a pussy-tickle-tease than full on masturbation. I’m sure all of you were hoping to see an Instagram video of Miley Cyrus using her fist dildo to which I say, give it a few days. If she keeps this pace up, eventually she’ll have no more shocking material other than showing the world how she likes to fist herself. Yikes. Actually I hope that never sees the light of day. Celebrities should be allowed to fist themselves in private.
You know what’s messed up though? A few months ago, I posted almost the exact same picture on my own personal Instagram and they deleted my account. I just wanted to show all my fans this bruise on my butt and maybe my finger tips were almost touching my taint. Miley gets to show 9 million followers her bruise but not me. Celebrities…am I right?