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Miley Cyrus Naked In New Music Video

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Miley Cyrus is naked and I don’t care…

Three months ago, if I read, “Miley Cyrus Naked” I used to freak out with excitement.

Miley Cyrus Naked? Really?

Those three words (Miley Cyrus Naked) had all the promise and excitement of Christmas morning, except so much better because I don’t know how you do Christmas but there are hardly any naked, 20-year-old celebrities when I celebrate Christmas.

I never believed in the old axiom, “too much of a good thing”. How could excess be harmful? But Miley Cyrus has made me rethink my position on the matter. Miley Cyrus is naked or acting lewd so often that I’ve become totally desensitized to her sexy shenanigans.

I just don’t care anymore. Before, naked Miley Cyrus was a novelty. It was something unexpected and shocking. Nowadays a naked Miley Cyrus is as sure as the sunrise.

Now that you know how I feel, let’s watch Miley Cyrus ride a wrecking ball in the nude, lick a sledge-hammer, and touch her body in a white crop-top and panties:

Miley Cyrus is trying to break the record for most Vevo views in one day, which is almost assured because she included her naked body in the video. She’s guaranteed to get views from two key demographics: Miley Cyrus fans and perverts, which accounts for 100% of Earth’s population.

I hope that after this she can tone down the sex for my sake because I’m so bored of it.

In my experience, people who are obsessed with sex and being sexy are that way because they aren’t getting any sex. If that’s the case, Miley, just let me know when you have two and a half minutes to spare. I could really help you out.

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