Miley Cyrus Wins Halloween 2013
Miley “Crazy” Cyrus has been pretty quiet ever since her album Bangerz came out.
The fact that there hasn’t been a “Miley Cyrus is crazy” headline since the album’s release makes me wonder whether she was genuinely crazy or just playing us all for fools while hyping up her album.
The only thing we can know for sure is that Miley Cyrus won Halloween 2013. Just check out her super sexy costume:
Obviously purple hair and one boob out is a good look for anyone but I especially like Miley’s costume because it’s an homage to another over-sexualized musician Lil Kim.
Remember when Lil Kim wore this outfit to the VMA’s?
I think it’s cool that while everybody is dressing up as Miley Cyrus at the VMA’s, Miley’s using this Halloween to remind everyone that being over-sexed at the VMA’s isn’t anything new. There has to be some sort of scandalous sex that happens at the VMA’s because how else will anyone remember that MTV is supposed to play music videos and not bullshit reality TV?
Not to mention, she dressed up as Lil Kim without putting on blackface. Brilliant. If Miley Cyrus was really crazy (or very stupid) she would have thought that the only way to pull off a Lil Kim costume would be to go in blackface. Right Julianne Hough?
Of course, Miley Cyrus’s mastery of Halloween 2013 doesn’t stop at her costume. Check out her weed and porn-inspired pumpkins:
You can tell a lot about a person by what they carve in their pumpkins. Apparently Miley Cyrus loves weed, lesbian oral sex, and doing it doggystyle.
I always knew Miley and I had a lot in common.
Way to go, Miley! You’ve won Halloween 2013.