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MILF as American Pie: MILF vs Mature

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Eroscott is an erotica writer that loves Sex.com and the Sex.com Blog. He finally saw that tips/submissions (that has been there for months, by the way) and insisted that I let him do a blog post about the issue of what makes a MILFs.

I just want you to know that I, Chico Dusty, have no strong feelings about the technical misuse of the term MILF, but Eroscott has been so supportive that I had to let him do it. So here it is, the Eroscott guest post:

We all know what a MILF is, right? The movie American Pie made that acronym famous. Now it’s used in porn and on porn-related sites with abandon.

Here’s Jennifer Coolidge, the iconic MILF from American Pie, who played  Stiffler’s  mother.

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Jennifer Coolidge

You all know what MILF means, right?—(A) Mother I’d Like (to) Fuck. That seems simple enough. A MILF, by definition, must be a mother. Well check out this real mother, Farrah Abraham. 

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She was featured on 16 and Pregnant, MTV’s reality show about teen-aged mothers. Before we wouldn’t call this lovely young lady a MILF. She’s 22 now. But would you call her a MILF? I doubt it, but she is a mother and she’s attractive enough for most of you men, myself included, and some women, to want to have sex with her. (At age 22 now.) So check out her recently released sex tape. She’s got a nice body, a nice face, and she’s a mother—and she’s over 18. In my book that makes her a MILF.

But what about a 44 year old woman. Surely she’d have to be called a MILF, right? Well if she wasn’t a mother then she wouldn’t actually be a MILF now would she? Like say this 44 year old woman.

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Jennifer Aniston is a babe without a doubt, but she’s not a mother. Still, I’m sure she’s quite fuckable. I know I’d like to. How about you?

And this 40 year old isn’t a MILF either.

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Again, Cameron Diaz is definitely a babe and I’m sure I’m not the only one who would like to spend some serious time in bed with her.

In the old days, long before American Pie came out, we called older women… well, just that, older women. It didn’t matter if they were mothers or not, only that we found them to be attractive and wanted to fuck them. Having sex with an older woman was a “score,” that many of us wanted to experience and which, some of us were lucky enough to do sometimes.

Before American Pie we had The Graduate starring Anne Bancroft and Dustin Hoffman. Anne Bancroft plays a mother, Mrs. Robinson, who seduces a young Dustin Hoffman.

In 1967, the year of the release of The Graduate, Ms. Bancroft was 36 and she was a mother in real life which would have made her in today’s slang, a MILF, but back then, she was just “the older woman.”

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Anne Bancroft

In American Pie the MILF, Stiffler’s mother, was depicted as the mother of an 18 year old, just graduating from high school. That made her a mature woman. But all mature women aren’t mothers and all mothers aren’t mature women.

So many of the photos or videos I see claiming that the women featured is a MILF, leaves me wondering…

Are some of these women old enough to have teen-aged children? Maybe, but I don’t think so. Are they mothers? As the Spanish say, “Quien sabe? Who knows? Are they attractive women that most, if not all, heterosexual men would like to fuck. Hell yes! But I wouldn’t call them mature, or older women, unless I happened to be a teen-ager myself. Then any women older than me would be an “older woman.” Like, for instance, and 18 year old boy with a 25 year old woman. To the boy the woman is definitely an “older woman.” But then, the boy has had little experience and, hopefully, a long life ahead of him to find out what a true “older woman” is.

So what’s my point? A MILF can be an 18 year old girl—only you can’t admit that in public because you could get arrested. A MILF can be a 50 year old woman.  What? A 50 year old woman?  Sure, look at the next photo.

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Joan Severance

That’s Joan Severance a model and actress at age 52. The photo was taken in 2011. Is there a 20-something man out there who wouldn’t jump into bed with Joan if she wanted him to? Probably not.

Here’s an earlier photo of her I think you will appreciate even more.

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Couldn’t find out when this was taken but she’s obviously not a teen-ager. And she is a beautiful, sexy woman in the prime of her life, and I wouldn’t call her a MILF, except for one thing, she is. She has children. And that brings me back to why I’m writing this article in the first place. Which is really about tags or categories in porn, like on sex.com.

It seems to me, from all the porn I view—and I view a lot of it—that any woman over the age of 25 is categorized as a MILF. And that is without regard to whether or not the woman is actually a mother, like Stiffler’s mother in American Pie. Which, after all, is where the acronym MILF got its fame.

I write erotica. I like conciseness in language. Proper and concise language help us to understand the information the other person is trying to impart to us. I’ve viewed many photos and videos with MILF in the title or tags only because she looks to be a certain age. Actually some of them look quite young.

A MILF is a woman who is a mother that you, personally, find attractive and would like to fuck. A mature woman may be a MILF or she may merely be a WILF—a Woman I’d Like to Fuck.

When you think about it, WILF makes much more sense. It identifies the female in question as a woman and one that you’d like to fuck. Motherhood or age doesn’t matter. Of course, by law, a woman is a female that can legally consent to have sex. The rest of them are girls. (Like Women’s Gymnastic Olympics, which I call Girl’s Gymnastic Olympics. Very few, if any, of those girls competing are 18 years old.)

Of course, MILF could mean Mature (women) I’d Like (to) Fuck. But that’s a stretch.

But calling every woman—in porn or in your personal life—who is over 25-30 years old a MILF, or calling older women (however you categorize older women) MILF’s without proof or knowledge of whether they are, in fact, mothers, is diluting the meaning of words, diluting the meaning of the acronym MILF.

Don’t get me wrong. I like MILF’s. Why? (This comes from a long time ago in a far away land…know as the U.S.A. in the 1960’s.) Because a woman who has a child can’t say she doesn’t have sex.(Although she may not to want to have sex with you.) And it is sex that makes possible this wild and crazy and wonderful world in which we live. All hail sex! Let’s have more of it. But at the same time let’s have a bit more, or maybe a lot more, conciseness in our use of the English language.

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