Has Miranda Kerr Forgotten How To Wear Clothes?

It’s not uncommon for people who have been in relationships for a long time to forget how to be single.

You forget how to spend time alone when you’ve been in a longterm relationship. You forget how to take up the entire bed after you’ve been in a longterm relationship. And when the time comes, people that have been in longterm relationships have absolutely no idea how to date anyone. It’s a freaking miracle they ever landed anyone in the first place.

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were together for almost seven years, ending their relationship earlier this year. Or maybe late last year? I don’t know. No one should really care that much.

Since becoming single, it seems that the thing newly single Miranda Kerr has forgotten is how to wear clothes.

It seems like every week, Miranda Kerr is posing semi-nude for someone. I couldn’t possibly think of a better way for Miranda Kerr to cope with being dumped than getting undressed. So let’s celebrate Miranda Kerr’s singleness and inability to ever get dressed with her latest nude photos:

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Well done Miranda.

I truly hope that you never relearn how to cover up that stunning body.

You can start dating again, just please stay as nude as possible.

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Published on: April 22, 2014

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