Miranda Kerr is Single!
After three years of marriage, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have decided to call it quits.
The two most attractive people to ever come out of Commonwealth countries have apparently been separated for the past few months and now they have decided to formalize their separation.
So Miranda Kerr is now single. What does this mean for you?
Well, if you’re the luckiest man (or woman) in the whole wide world, you might just be able to date Miranda Kerr!
According to Power FM (some radio station in Australia), the way to Miranda Kerr’s heart is through a romantic dinner. But as a Nichiren Buddhist and supermodel, Miranda Kerr maintains a strict diet of steamed vegetables, fresh fruit, fish, and coconut oil on everything. So if you don’t like steamed vegetables, fresh fruit, fish, or coconut oil and you want to date Miranda Kerr, you better start acquiring a taste for all of that crap. Otherwise, you’re screwed.
Whatever you do, don’t refer to Miranda Kerr as “Baby” or be rude to her. That’s an immediate turn-off for her.
And as far as seduction goes, she told The Daily telegraph ‘You know, to unbutton one button at a time …’ So, take it slow!
Unfortunately, that’s all the tips I have for dating Miranda Kerr.
To further motivate you to woo Miranda Kerr, here are some pictures to remind you just how beautiful and sexy this single lady is: